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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8715 on: April 24, 2018, 08:39:57 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8716 on: April 24, 2018, 10:26:03 pm »

I had gotten onto reading some of the great Dan Qualye-isms, such as "The future will be better tomorrow" and "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system", and I quoted a few of them at a friend. Than a mutual friend walked in, and having not gotten much of a response from my first friend, I quote "I love California, I practically grew up Phoenix" at friend two (note: both are from the west-coast, but the second friend is very proud of California et. al, and we have an east coast/west coast rivalry going on, so I knew I'd get a rise out of her). Then this exchange happens:
Friend #2: Extended groan. *pause* You know, I've never even been to Arizona. (to friend #1) What do you think of it?
Friend #1: "Well, I don't like Arizona very much. I hate Las Vegas."
Friend #2: "...That's in Nevada!"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8718 on: April 25, 2018, 05:47:56 am »

That's a great image. I'm actually impressed from an architectural standpoint, it's about as natural as a radio tower can be (including the fake tree ones)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8720 on: April 25, 2018, 09:19:04 am »

There's been a bunch of research recently about how stinky Uranus is.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8721 on: April 25, 2018, 11:42:56 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8725 on: April 27, 2018, 04:49:19 pm »

If it was good enough for the spartans, it's good enough for us!

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8726 on: April 27, 2018, 04:56:28 pm »

If it was good enough for the spartans, it's good enough for us!

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The phrase "cold, hard cash" would make a lot more sense if it were made out of iron.

The irony (ho ho!), of course, being that iron currency would be just as valid as any other in this day and age, neatly bypassing all the social and economic ramifications it had back then.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8727 on: April 27, 2018, 05:11:51 pm »

Not plain iron, of course, or it'd rust/oxidize even worse than pennies I assume.  Probably plated like most modern coins.

> Not playing with a jar full of pennies like they're GP
> Not sleeping on coins to assert your financial stability

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8728 on: April 27, 2018, 05:21:57 pm »

Not plain iron, of course, or it'd rust/oxidize even worse than pennies I assume.  Probably plated like most modern coins.

> Not playing with a jar full of pennies like they're GP
> Not sleeping on coins to assert your financial stability

I'm not dragonkin but some things are just fun

I think the corrosion was kinda part of the package deal, as it discouraged hoarding. I'unno, real or not, Lycurgus was a teensy bit looney.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8729 on: April 27, 2018, 05:30:44 pm »

That's why we should use teef as currency.
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