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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8985 on: August 06, 2018, 05:16:44 am »

The fact that they are yellow is naturally more important than the actual material.
No. They appear as "insulated gloves" if you color them yellow, but they do not insulate if you just colored them yellow. I learned it the hard way when someone gave me "free insulateds". I was low on health and went into crit and died. Trolling at its finest.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8986 on: August 06, 2018, 05:56:11 am »

The fact that they are yellow is naturally more important than the actual material.
No. They appear as "insulated gloves" if you color them yellow, but they do not insulate if you just colored them yellow. I learned it the hard way when someone gave me "free insulateds". I was low on health and went into crit and died. Trolling at its finest.
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You can also recolor insulateds to hide the fact that you're running around with insulated gloves. I was a bit of a derp though, and picked red for my first time doing this. Red has special flavor text where they come out as "red insulated gloves", rather than actually hiding anything.

And there are of course other gloves that are naturally different colors and that insulate against electric shocks just as well as the traditional yellows. Doesn't change the fact that getting hit by a mid-air electrical arc should in no way be less damaging just because you're wearing rubber hand protection.

...how the hell does grounding even work on a space station anyways?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8987 on: August 06, 2018, 06:38:53 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8988 on: August 06, 2018, 06:42:53 am »

The fact that they are yellow is naturally more important than the actual material.
No. They appear as "insulated gloves" if you color them yellow, but they do not insulate if you just colored them yellow. I learned it the hard way when someone gave me "free insulateds". I was low on health and went into crit and died. Trolling at its finest.
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You can also recolor insulateds to hide the fact that you're running around with insulated gloves. I was a bit of a derp though, and picked red for my first time doing this. Red has special flavor text where they come out as "red insulated gloves", rather than actually hiding anything.

And there are of course other gloves that are naturally different colors and that insulate against electric shocks just as well as the traditional yellows. Doesn't change the fact that getting hit by a mid-air electrical arc should in no way be less damaging just because you're wearing rubber hand protection.

...how the hell does grounding even work on a space station anyways?
When I was playing a purple lizardperson, I colored the gloves purple and nobody noticed because they had the same color as my hands. SS13 is full of little tricks like that.

I also had fun hiding banana peels under large and innocuous items such as fire extinguishers and toolboxes. People didn't notice the peels until they slipped.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8989 on: August 06, 2018, 07:29:30 am »

Try and get your hands on some 0 potency banana peels. They're absolutely miniscule, so you can hide them under nothing more than a sheet of paper. Additionally, since the slip power is determined by potency, the slip they provide is so weak that the person never actually falls down... But it does play the sound and anyone walking over the peel will immediately hurl whatever they're holding out in front of them as if they had slipped.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8990 on: August 06, 2018, 06:34:02 pm »

Somebody necro'ed an old thread, and the image doesn't display anymore:

Fix is in place:
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Thanks, I see why people come to these forums for help now.

Gee, thanks for your "help". :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8991 on: August 06, 2018, 07:01:10 pm »

EDIT: Actually relevant to the thread:
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8992 on: August 07, 2018, 03:34:16 am »

Somebody necro'ed an old thread, and the image doesn't display anymore:

Fix is in place:
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Thanks, I see why people come to these forums for help now.

Gee, thanks for your "help". :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8994 on: August 09, 2018, 09:59:23 am »

Gee, thanks for your "help". :P

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8995 on: August 09, 2018, 10:46:28 am »

Gee, thanks for your "help". :P

Broken 'helpful' images, the cousin of "I PM'd you the solution" and "nvm I fixed it"
Also the brother of fixes that were hosted only on Megaupload

I've been looking at some issue reports on GitHub recently. Gotta love when people file an issue titled "(X) is broken to shit, fix it" and the report body is just "See title".

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8997 on: August 09, 2018, 11:05:54 am »

OK may have started as an 1800's meme
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8998 on: August 09, 2018, 11:07:10 am »

Not that OK, OK as in Okay  :P (I couldn't tell if you knew that and were joking, or if you are being serious)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #8999 on: August 09, 2018, 11:21:26 am »

Not that OK, OK as in Okay  :P (I couldn't tell if you knew that and were joking, or if you are being serious)
I am always serious.

Seriously funny, that is...


...Yeah, I once had a waiter ask me if my girlfriend and I were expecting, because I was making so many dad jokes.
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