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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9030 on: August 17, 2018, 02:13:09 pm »

You're one of those people who needs to have the volume at an even number, aren't you?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9031 on: August 17, 2018, 02:34:40 pm »

Multiples of five or only odd numbers
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9032 on: August 17, 2018, 03:37:47 pm »

Volume on my TV is 37
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9033 on: August 17, 2018, 03:46:35 pm »

For girlfriend, it *must* be a multiple of five, preferably a multiple of ten.

Unless the number ends on 8, because that is her lucky number and is thereby an exception.


I'm just happy so long as it's a real number.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9034 on: August 17, 2018, 04:05:00 pm »

You're one of those people who needs to have the volume at an even number, aren't you?

Yes. Multiples of five are also acceptable.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9035 on: August 17, 2018, 08:55:32 pm »

I've noticed that when I'm really frustrated I develop a preference for odd numbers, since in times like that I just can't even.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9036 on: August 17, 2018, 11:11:18 pm »

May you get ate by seven mimes for that.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9037 on: August 17, 2018, 11:16:52 pm »

May you get ate by seven mimes for that.

You butchered that one.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9038 on: August 18, 2018, 05:30:07 am »

Multiples of five or only odd numbers
Volume on my TV is 37
Yes. Multiples of five are also acceptable.
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Multiples of four at all times, otherwise at the very least an even number.

For girlfriend, it *must* be a multiple of five, preferably a multiple of ten.

Unless the number ends on 8, because that is her lucky number and is thereby an exception.


I'm just happy so long as it's a real number.
The fives thing is disturbing, but I suppose I can forgive her considering my own fondness for the number eight.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9039 on: August 18, 2018, 06:10:12 am »

I usually turn the volume to whatever number sounds right, unless its has the number 9 in it, the number 9 can go to hell.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9040 on: August 18, 2018, 06:20:34 am »

I find it very difficult to remember 7 and 4. They get mixed up very easily in my head, meaning that if a number includes a 7 or 4 in it, I have to write it down ot get it wrong.  This is most inconvenient at work.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9041 on: August 18, 2018, 07:35:55 am »

For girlfriend, it *must* be a multiple of five, preferably a multiple of ten.

Unless the number ends on 8, because that is her lucky number and is thereby an exception.


I'm just happy so long as it's a real number.
I prefer my laptop's volume at 23+5i
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9043 on: August 20, 2018, 12:12:27 pm »

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/98761o/i_made_volume_slider_where_its_hard_to_select/
I'm convinced that this maniac was involved in making the volume sliders for several programs I've encountered.


In other news, today I ran into a Car Salesman meme variant that actually caught me by surprise and made me chuckle. I feel dirty.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9044 on: August 20, 2018, 02:23:26 pm »

A woman, using the arcane powers of Tinder, managed to bamboozle a whole bunch of thirsty guys into a ridiculous hunger games competition for a 'date' the other day.

http://gothamist.com/2018/08/20/dudes_duped_in_tinder_scam.php
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