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[George_Chickens]

Vancouver wizards are pretty powerful.

Must... Resist... KKK joke...

I know how you feel. It gave me a burning desire to cross the line with a joke that would probably make me leave the building with a white sheet draped over my head if I were to say it in public.

[AzyWng]

...aaaand watch it release in an unfinished state anyways.

Oh, now. Should look on the bright side! The publisher isn’t evil, it’s just that the games they publish may not be entirely competently made!

[Akura]

It's only a tutorial.

[Yoink]

An Eyehategod show somewhere in the States has a flyer depicting some senator from elsewhere in the US devouring a baby with a gruesome set of yellowed fangs.

The senator in question (Jason Rapert) got wind of this somehow and (probably in violation of various codes of ethics that US politicians are meant to follow) shared it on his official page, claiming that Yahweh would disapprove of the likeness of his favoured son being misused so cruelly and calling for a boycott of the venue.
He is now (along with the occasional supporter) being soundly, viciously and (most of all) entertainingly mocked by a wide range of folks from all walks of life. The comments make for a fun read.

[CABL]

"Ok, let's find some... War... Ez!"

This is one of my favorite videos on YT, and I don't even know why.

[IronTomato]

Bronze colossus gets KOd by bush

[Boatsniper]

Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors

[Frumple]

Was yesterday, but... whatever. Cataloged a book that ended up with the call number EASY WIN. I laughed.

[Eschar]

claiming that Yahweh would disapprove of the likeness of his favoured son being misused so cruelly

He believes he is God's favored son?
...I don't have the energy to detail the several dozen ways that claim is incompatible with Christianity ... or Judaism ... or probably any religion other than that of the ancient Greeks...

[Loud Whispers]

rarest memri incoming

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Masharmok

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I will see this every time my broker hits a dwarf with her shoe

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I broke a nail, I am not long for this world

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I long for the day the hammerer may self-hammer

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Intimidation: professional

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Some enlightened nobles have suggested alternatively, rehab in a masterwork chain room full of booze, engravings and mist

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smh tbqh

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This is why I always trust engineers on matters of constitutional philosophy

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Around elves watch yourselves

[hector13]

It was inevitable..?

[Frumple]

“We’re going to train your ability to sense mana,” said Xvim. “You’re going to put the blindfold on, and then I’m going to throw these mana-charged marbles at you.”

Zorian stared at the man incredulously. Had he really heard him right?

[Bumber]

1. A peice of crap wrapped in a blanket a lard, with raspberry sause that went bad before you were a disgrace to society.

2. The person in charge of making everyone go insane due to the loud screaming noises he makes on the bus

[Kagus]

There's an ASMR channel on YouTube with this Korean chick who occasionally does videos where she talks/whispers in English.

Thing is, she has an incredibly strong accent... Which, while endearing, can sometimes make her whispers sound like something else entirely.


Examples include "Would you like me to massage your head with an ice cold bag?", which if you're not paying a lot of attention sounds an awful lot like "Would you like me to massage your head with an icicle pick?". Also "Goodnight, sweetheart!" somehow came across as "Goodnight, retard!"

[George_Chickens]

I never knew a North Korean agent assassinated Leon Trotsky.