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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting  (Read 592636 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9631 on: March 09, 2019, 11:24:14 am »

What do nearly naked muscular men, rubbed in shiny oil have to do with the culinary arts!?

Next I suppose you will mention the unholy (and totally inedible!) monstrosities that are "crab cakes" and "Fish cakes", no?  I bet you would!  Those aren't "Savory", those are "Disgusting." very different things entirely! :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9633 on: March 09, 2019, 01:22:02 pm »

If people enjoy a thing, it's probably because it's good and you could enjoy it too if you approach it with the right mindset.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9634 on: March 09, 2019, 01:42:35 pm »

If people enjoy a thing, it's probably because it's good and you could enjoy it too if you approach it with the right mindset.
Ever tried paan?

Lots of people enjoy that shit. Doesn't make it any less horrid.


That said, I'm definitely the kind of person who eats offal and fatty bits. But I also like veggie fillings, so I think roundboii there can take a chill pie.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9635 on: March 09, 2019, 01:49:50 pm »

People enjoying some food/etc thing is pretty much the only metric for if it's good or not so... people enjoying pretty much does make it any less horrid.

Anyway I'd like one meat pie and one veggie pie and one fruit pie please thanks. No point in hating on things you dislike.
Like ginger pie. Gross. People like it tho.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9636 on: March 09, 2019, 02:06:36 pm »

Silly Mr Chickens.. Urinals don't contain pies, they contain CAKES! :P

Whoever heard of a savory cake?  Such nonsense! :P
What do nearly naked muscular men, rubbed in shiny oil have to do with the culinary arts!?

Next I suppose you will mention the unholy (and totally inedible!) monstrosities that are "crab cakes" and "Fish cakes", no?  I bet you would!  Those aren't "Savory", those are "Disgusting." very different things entirely! :P

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9637 on: March 09, 2019, 02:34:55 pm »

Silly Mr Chickens.. Urinals don't contain pies, they contain CAKES! :P

Whoever heard of a savory cake?  Such nonsense! :P
What do nearly naked muscular men, rubbed in shiny oil have to do with the culinary arts!?

Next I suppose you will mention the unholy (and totally inedible!) monstrosities that are "crab cakes" and "Fish cakes", no?  I bet you would!  Those aren't "Savory", those are "Disgusting." very different things entirely! :P

Do your smileys help you sleep at night, you monster?

as a matter of fact, they do!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9638 on: March 11, 2019, 01:17:09 am »

Could also go in WTF thread, but today I randomly stumbled upon some of George W. Bush's paintings (a hobby of his I wouldn't expect). Here's an example:

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9639 on: March 11, 2019, 02:36:31 am »

Pie causes outrage, destabilizes the foundation of honest pastry competitions. More at 11.
That was hilarious. Almost as hilarious as that Piers Morgan dickhead throwing a massive shitfit upon being confronted with a vegan sausage roll.
I kinda want one of those pies, now... oh well, at least I have an excellent vego bakery just down the road with its own selection of tasty, tasty pastries.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9640 on: March 11, 2019, 05:39:54 am »

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everyone knows that the *REAL* evil scientists aren't trying to design death rays; they are on the payroll of oil conglomerates, tobacco firms, biotech seeds, and artificial sweetener manufacturers.

AND-- Rather than gloat about some plan to doom all life on earth, they instead spend countless hours fussing over how they can tweak their data just right so it meets their employer's pre-existing conclusions and conditions.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9641 on: March 11, 2019, 10:53:37 am »

Pie causes outrage, destabilizes the foundation of honest pastry competitions. More at 11.
Its like I don't know anything about these chefs that are complaining... yet I still want to drink their tears.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9642 on: March 13, 2019, 10:32:53 pm »

Get ready to have some laughter with these pics:



[What it is actually trying to say: Corporate Banking Service Counter]



[What it is actually trying to say: Self-Service ATM Machine]



[What it is actually trying to say: Please Wait Outside the One Meter Line]


This is what happens when people relied on machine translations while they shouldn't. Nowadays the AI is developing fast and they may someday manage to really comprehend human language, but not within recent 10 years, I assume.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9643 on: March 14, 2019, 12:02:58 am »

Huh.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9644 on: March 14, 2019, 12:47:56 am »

Honestly all but the first one are adequately comprehensible. Although, uh, that might be the case even with no english words whatsoever...
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