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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9630 on: February 15, 2019, 04:32:18 am »

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Two was that he'd just seen that teddy bear straight up murder a fucker.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9632 on: February 15, 2019, 07:25:34 pm »

Just had a customer call in to ask some questions about his package, he was playing Zelda the whole time. Made my night, at one point he was like...

HEY HOLD ON I HAVE ANOTHER CALL COMING IN......
(Haa hua HYAAAA haa ha haa HUAAA)
......OK it was spam.

Other than that the multitasking going on was really impressive, he was fighting the hell out of something.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9633 on: February 15, 2019, 10:22:42 pm »

Successfully holding a phonecall while fighting a Lionel? This person is my new rolemodel.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9634 on: February 18, 2019, 04:26:48 am »

An enemy player in this cooked little mobile game I'm playing just snuck up to the truck whose mounted gun I was using, climbed into the driver's seat and drove off, with me still blasting away at his teammates.
I had no idea you could do that. Amazing. I taunted him with a poop emoticon (this game has a very weird, barebones chat system), but deep down I was impressed.
He did it again right as the match ended - somehow I was still alive on the same killstreak. Those gun trucks are kinda OP once you get the hang of them, and as long as nobody on the enemy team shelled out the shekels to unlock an RPG...


The game's called Tacticool, if anyone was wondering. I think it's pretty dang fun, certainly worth the $0 price tag. Kind of like, I don't know, a smaller-scale, 5v5 RwR with larger/more detailed characters with their own abilities.
I don't really play enough games these days to accurately compare them to other things, haha. It smells a little of PTW in places, but so far it isn't too glaring.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9635 on: February 20, 2019, 11:41:09 am »

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Did not see that one coming
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9636 on: February 20, 2019, 08:27:41 pm »

Did not see that one coming

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9638 on: February 22, 2019, 09:11:02 pm »

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Smoker lady changed her shirt for the second date lol

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9639 on: February 22, 2019, 10:31:56 pm »

Thats appreciated. Ive come to realize many of the regular customers at my workplace never wash their favorite smoking clothes; hence they smell like a walking ashtray. God, I wish I could kick them out.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9640 on: February 23, 2019, 05:01:56 am »

Is that a goblet I see before me?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9641 on: February 23, 2019, 05:03:16 am »

Panflutes are a helluva drug. They make you see things.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9642 on: February 23, 2019, 02:27:28 pm »

Is that a goblet I see before me?
Double goblet all the way

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9643 on: February 23, 2019, 04:45:11 pm »

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I'm not sure I can even comprehend how stoned this person must have been.


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