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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9645 on: March 14, 2019, 12:51:21 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9646 on: March 14, 2019, 02:27:22 am »

Playing Breath of the Wild. I used a fire rod to start a fire near a Stalnox and used the updraft to glide into the air far above its head. It pulls out some of its ribs and throws them at me with perfect accuracy, sending me hurtling off into the distance. The initial impact with the ground didn't kill me, but high-speed tumbling down the mountainside finished the job.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9647 on: March 14, 2019, 07:31:48 am »

I pretended to be a sportsball fan earlier. :))
I was on the phone to mi madre (in my home state, far to the North) as I waited for the train home, and upon boarding it I looked around to notice a profusion of purple and grey scarves, hats and jerseys, as well as a few morose-looking cunts clad in the familiar maroon and gold of home.
"Oh, did the Broncos play Storm tonight?", I asked, and apparently they did. Upon investigation the Broncos lost by a small margin, which bummed me out a little for a moment (somehow, despite my general lack of interest in sport).

Later on upon reaching my station, I noticed one of the aforementioned mopey folks sporting a Broncs cap preparing to disembark as well.
For some reason, perhaps just riding high on a wave of successful social interactions throughout the day, I gave the dude a thumbs-up and said, despite me not having caught so much as a glimpse of the game in question, "we'll get 'em next time".
He voiced his agreement and I was chuckling to myself for some time afterwards.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9648 on: March 14, 2019, 08:07:44 pm »

Sports fan ability is basically just knowing when to cheer and when to boo.

You did good though, Yoink. G’on yersel’ and a’ that.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9649 on: March 15, 2019, 02:18:02 am »

i take the stupid middle road and learn the minutiae of how american football is played but fail to know anyone that actually plays it.

did you know that the lowest possible score in american football that isn't a tie and isn't a blow-out (i.e. one team doesn't score at all) is 6-1? this is possible if one team gets a touchdown, goes for a 2-point conversion, gets intercepted, then the intercepting team runs all the way to the endzone before fumbling, at which point the team going for the conversion gets a defensive safety, which is 1 point. this is actually also the only way to get 1 point in american football besides ref calls. it has never happened before, and it probably never will.

the minimum tying score is 2-2, of course.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9650 on: March 15, 2019, 02:32:13 am »

It's a good game, honestly.  The personal level is itself many things.

The game itself is fascinating.  Even simulated, it's still complicated enough to be interesting.  That might be part of why it's so popular.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2019, 02:36:25 am by Rolan7 »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9651 on: March 15, 2019, 11:26:11 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9652 on: March 15, 2019, 11:31:38 am »

Sad wet kitty just wants to come inside and play!
(more seriously, my now deceased aunt used to own one of those big kitties as a pet. Used a kiddie wading pool as a litter box.)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9653 on: March 15, 2019, 12:25:36 pm »

When I said I wanted a wet cougar, this is not what I meant...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9654 on: March 15, 2019, 12:29:25 pm »

Apparently that's the kitty that one russian family owns, seems like a nice housepet.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9655 on: March 15, 2019, 12:31:12 pm »

How exactly does one own a puma (unless you're referring to your aunt's cougar friend, which raises questions about the litter box pool)?

Just be glad it's not a level 20 Moon druid... I hear mammoths are somewhat difficult to fit into bathtubs.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9656 on: March 15, 2019, 01:39:18 pm »

lionel? (it *WAS* the 80s after all.. I did not name him.)

Well.. She put zoo grade iron bars around her attached carport garage, and planted honeysuckle under it to cover them, to keep the neighbors from having apoplectic fits every time he was in his enclosure, and just kept him as a pet.  Was actually rather playful, but large cats do not understand how to be gentle.  He tried to be a good kitty, but he became too possessive/demanding of my aunt, so she had to get rid of him several years later.  (He decided one day that he did not like how she left for work every day, and wanted her to stay, so he bumped her over, and then sat on her demanding head scratchies for hours. She decided that was not good behavior from a very large kitty, and got rid of him.)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9657 on: March 15, 2019, 01:58:21 pm »

He decided one day that he did not like how she left for work every day, and wanted her to stay, so he bumped her over, and then sat on her demanding head scratchies for hours. She decided that was not good behavior from a very large kitty, and got rid of him.)

That sounds like the beginning of a B-grade Dreamworks movie.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9658 on: March 15, 2019, 02:01:20 pm »

Awhhh, that's heartbreaking. Poor wee (big?) kitty.
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« Reply #9659 on: March 16, 2019, 01:33:40 am »

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