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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting  (Read 502784 times)

Reelya

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9675 on: November 12, 2018, 10:20:07 pm »

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a human trading company called the Present Hall was wildly successful trading various leathers and bones for crafting, and eventually had enough clout to open a branch warehouse inside a dwarf fortress for the first time. Can't resist that draltha leather. This turned out to be a strategic error, as two short years later, a forgotten beast obliterated the fortress, the warehouse, and killed everyone inside. So, what's the correct response? Close the destroyed branch? No, no, you stimulate the (non-existent) economy by hiring local. Forgotten beast, you're the new (ruined) warehouse administrator, congratulations!  Those sorts of fixes were straightforward ...

"Forgotten Beast, I like the cut of your jib"

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9676 on: November 13, 2018, 04:04:55 pm »

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a human trading company called the Present Hall was wildly successful trading various leathers and bones for crafting, and eventually had enough clout to open a branch warehouse inside a dwarf fortress for the first time. Can't resist that draltha leather. This turned out to be a strategic error, as two short years later, a forgotten beast obliterated the fortress, the warehouse, and killed everyone inside. So, what's the correct response? Close the destroyed branch? No, no, you stimulate the (non-existent) economy by hiring local. Forgotten beast, you're the new (ruined) warehouse administrator, congratulations!  Those sorts of fixes were straightforward ...

"Forgotten Beast, I like the cut of your jib"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9677 on: November 13, 2018, 04:43:10 pm »

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a human trading company called the Present Hall was wildly successful trading various leathers and bones for crafting, and eventually had enough clout to open a branch warehouse inside a dwarf fortress for the first time. Can't resist that draltha leather. This turned out to be a strategic error, as two short years later, a forgotten beast obliterated the fortress, the warehouse, and killed everyone inside. So, what's the correct response? Close the destroyed branch? No, no, you stimulate the (non-existent) economy by hiring local. Forgotten beast, you're the new (ruined) warehouse administrator, congratulations!  Those sorts of fixes were straightforward ...

"Forgotten Beast, I like the cut of your jib"
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FTFY.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9678 on: November 15, 2018, 01:45:10 pm »

Just finished Project Warlock, which is a nice little game, but the real reason I came here is because of the name of the final boss...

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TURBOSATAN

It's just silly and random enough that I had to pause the game so I could laugh properly.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9679 on: November 16, 2018, 09:46:35 am »

Just finished Project Warlock, which is a nice little game, but the real reason I came here is because of the name of the final boss...

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TURBOSATAN

It's just silly and random enough that I had to pause the game so I could laugh properly.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9680 on: November 16, 2018, 11:05:14 am »


Turbosatan, Megalucifer, Hypershaitan, Ultradevil

Ubercifer?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9681 on: November 16, 2018, 03:45:45 pm »

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You only thought it was turbosatan!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9682 on: November 17, 2018, 12:56:08 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9683 on: November 17, 2018, 06:59:35 am »

Megalucifer sounds like a particularly terrifying shark...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9684 on: November 18, 2018, 03:08:16 pm »

Megalucifer sounds like a particularly terrifying shark...
It's the unabbreviated form of "the Meg."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9685 on: November 18, 2018, 09:13:01 pm »

Wasnt that the shark movie released recently? Was it terrible enough to be called "the meg, by Lucifer, because fuck humanity?" I would never pay to see such tripe, of course, and i kinda just assumed it was as awful as it was regularly advertised.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9686 on: November 19, 2018, 01:34:47 pm »

I've already had it spoiled for me that Jason Statham does not, in fact, punch a Megalodon.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9687 on: November 19, 2018, 07:07:21 pm »

Wasnt that the shark movie released recently? Was it terrible enough to be called "the meg, by Lucifer, because fuck humanity?" I would never pay to see such tripe, of course, and i kinda just assumed it was as awful as it was regularly advertised.
I heard it was actually pretty good. Didn't see it though.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9689 on: November 23, 2018, 12:55:59 am »

I'm watching the original V TV series (1980s) and man, is this thing full of some dumb writing.

The show is about space lizards who wear fake human skin to blend in as humans. Now, two humans had infiltrated the alien mothership, and when they were recognized as resistance fighters they basically said, "but we're lizards too" and pulled off their human-masks to show lizard heads underneath. Then, after the baddies let them go, then they hid, and pulled off their lizard-masks to reveal their same human heads underneath.

Now, is it just me, but if you're going to wear two layers of masks why would you make the outer-layer look like your own head? Surely it would have been safer to just make the outer mask look like a different person in the first place? This is about the level of the writing, no wonder it was canceled.
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