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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9915 on: August 05, 2019, 05:36:39 am »

Boys oh my mother make me dig my own grave then push me into it if I got a tattoo.
Just pull a Chopper Read on 'er.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9916 on: August 05, 2019, 05:53:43 am »

Chopper Read?

I suppose I could do what my brother did with his earring. Which was... to get an earring and wait for her to notice. Which took a ridiculously long amount of time, it was actually quite funny.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9917 on: August 05, 2019, 06:06:27 am »

Chopper Read?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_%22Chopper%22_Read

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He later graduated to kidnapping and torturing members of the criminal underworld, often using a blowtorch or bolt cutters to remove the toes of his victims as an incentive for them to produce enough money so that Read would leave them alive.

There can't be many worse things than to be kidnapped by a guy called "Chopper" who wants to remove your extremities with a blowtorch and boltcutters.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9918 on: August 05, 2019, 06:21:57 am »

Oh so Yoink was advocating for the grisly murder of my mother.

Good to know :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9919 on: August 05, 2019, 08:53:11 am »

Oh so Yoink was advocating for the grisly murder of my mother.

Good to know :P

Probably not. Chopper was also known for having his own ears chopped off to get sent to the prison hospital. Ears are for girls, Chopper don't need no sissy "ears".

I think the idea was that Extreme body mods: jail edition would freak your mom out more than tattoos.
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« Reply #9920 on: August 05, 2019, 02:42:54 pm »

Oh so Yoink was advocating for the grisly murder of my mother.

Good to know :P

Probably not. Chopper was also known for having his own ears chopped off to get sent to the prison hospital. Ears are for girls, Chopper don't need no sissy "ears".

I think the idea was that Extreme body mods: jail edition would freak your mom out more than tattoos.

Seems like mod blog would be a better reference. Is that still a thing?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9921 on: August 05, 2019, 08:10:49 pm »

I was more referring to the time he supposedly was forced to dig his own grave before, er, subduing his would-be killer with the shovel. Or spade. One or the other.

Really, though, all good options. Maybe we should whip up some "WWCRD?" bracelets...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9922 on: August 05, 2019, 08:13:21 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9923 on: August 07, 2019, 01:08:32 pm »

Turns out that gag gifts and silly souvenirs date back to the time of ancient Rome
"I went to Rome and all I got you was this lousy pen"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9924 on: August 16, 2019, 09:49:00 am »

A Reddit discussion of Hong Kong monetary policy somehow gave rise to the idea of supernaturally-cursed toilet paper.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9925 on: August 16, 2019, 10:34:58 am »

supernaturally-cursed toilet paper.
...as opposed to naturally cursed toilet paper?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9926 on: August 16, 2019, 10:58:56 am »

supernaturally-cursed toilet paper.
...as opposed to naturally cursed toilet paper?
Naturally.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9927 on: August 16, 2019, 12:58:07 pm »

A Reddit discussion of Hong Kong monetary policy somehow gave rise to the idea of supernaturally-cursed toilet paper.

Tradition Chinese tradition is to burn fake banknotes as offering for the dead, believing that anything burnt will be magically delivered to the underworld. The denominations of these "Hell Bank" notes often go beyond the trillion. As I always say when visiting the graves, there's one heck of an inflation crisis downstairs in the Underworld. So... supernaturally-cursed bank notes do exist and you can buy them for a (HK) dollar a stack. Yes, they are pretty much printed on toilet paper.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9928 on: August 16, 2019, 01:44:31 pm »

I kind of imagined a cursed batch of paper products, created using wood pulp from illegal logging in the Forest of the Damned.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #9929 on: August 17, 2019, 04:58:42 am »

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