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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1530527 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2985 on: August 02, 2015, 01:09:02 pm »

I was on Yahoo reading the news, and apparently some asshat decided to randomly shoot an Amarillo for no reason with a .38 revolver. The bullet purportedly bounced off and hit the shooter. For sone reason, he refused to give his name to the media. I wonder why? [/sarc]
Amarillo is Spanish for yellow. What are you trying to tell us?

but seriously, how do you shoot something straight-on with a bullet and have it ricochet off at the same angle and hit you? I do not see that happening.

EDIT: Nevermind, wikipedia page for ricochet says that sqiushy yet durable surfaces like tires can sometimes absorb the impact and propel the buller directly at the shooter. I had no idea armadillos were that hard, though.
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Yeah, that looks pretty solid, to me.
I mean if I didn't know what that was I'd say it looked like a Graham Cracker, but sure.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2986 on: August 02, 2015, 02:40:35 pm »

It's adorable! :D
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2987 on: August 02, 2015, 04:44:57 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2988 on: August 02, 2015, 04:50:01 pm »

Woah, I posted that same video (the one of the woman, not the Sargon one) only something like a week ago. And I'm pretty sure it's a few years old. No never mind it actually is from this week.
IMO some people should really consider putting on a fake voice.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2989 on: August 02, 2015, 06:05:11 pm »

I get all the rights but I don't have to follow your law being said to a USA cop.

What a friggin moron. The Articles of Confederation haven't been valid for well over 200 years
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2990 on: August 02, 2015, 09:41:45 pm »

I get all the rights but I don't have to follow your law being said to a USA cop.

What a friggin moron. The Articles of Confederation haven't been valid for well over 200 years

But it's still American.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2991 on: August 02, 2015, 10:21:49 pm »

we got rid of them for the constitution

the constitution

that's OLD

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2992 on: August 03, 2015, 06:38:50 am »

That policeman had a lot of patience, it must be said.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2993 on: August 03, 2015, 06:44:14 am »


Hey, tag your spoilers. I haven't finished reading the Articles of Confederation yet.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2994 on: August 03, 2015, 07:16:55 am »

Wait, Confederation? Crap. Some of us are just getting started on the Magna Carta, you dicks.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2995 on: August 03, 2015, 09:19:28 am »

That policeman had a lot of patience, it must be said.

Even in the face of being called a rapist.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2996 on: August 03, 2015, 09:28:17 am »

Today, I watched hilarious footage of Lindsay and Heather. The cursing part is hilarious!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV3BKxguUoA
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2997 on: August 03, 2015, 11:07:43 am »

Wait, Confederation? Crap. Some of us are just getting started on the Magna Carta, you dicks.

It's kind of sad that not even a century later the MC phased out of existence.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2998 on: August 03, 2015, 11:18:20 am »

As far as I know some of the Magna Carta is still applicable as it was originally written. Just... not much.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2999 on: August 03, 2015, 11:19:40 am »

As far as I know some of the Magna Carta is still applicable as it was originally written. Just... not much.

I thought there have been a multitude of replacements that said the same thing but in a more modern context and that the Magna Carta is applicable but not used.
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