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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8415 on: December 07, 2017, 09:37:46 am »

I already knew about this but it's still funny.

By the fourth day of the campaign, army observers noted that "each pack seems to have its own leader now - a big black-plumed bird which stands fully six feet high and keeps watch while his mates carry out their work of destruction and warns them of our approach."[12] At one stage Meredith even went so far as to mount one of the guns on a truck: a move that proved to be ineffective, as the truck was unable to gain on the birds, and the ride was so rough that the gunner was unable to fire any shots.[2] By 8 November, six days after the first engagement, 2,500 rounds of ammunition had been fired.[6] The number of birds killed is uncertain: one account claims just 50 birds,[6] but other accounts range from 200 to 500—the latter figure being provided by the settlers. Meredith's official report noted that his men had suffered no casualties.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8416 on: December 07, 2017, 11:31:37 am »

This stupid thing*
This ridiculous looking skywhale balloon thing. One of the references at the bottom of the page was also titled '"Libs fuming over 'Hindenboob disaster'" which just makes it better



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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8417 on: December 07, 2017, 11:43:59 am »

Firstly: Someone actually wanted to make that?

Secondly: The city actually launched it?

Edit: While I'm here, few-month-old Alsatian has officially learned how to open the front door.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8419 on: December 07, 2017, 06:06:12 pm »

Superhero stuff

Was Thoughtman killed from a bullet to the kneecap there?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8420 on: December 07, 2017, 06:30:06 pm »

Superhero stuff

Was Thoughtman killed from a bullet to the kneecap there?

A shot to the knee...

Makes sense, really. The natural enemy of thoughts are memes.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8422 on: December 07, 2017, 10:17:45 pm »

Superhero stuff

Was Thoughtman killed from a bullet to the kneecap there?

A shot to the knee...

Makes sense, really. The natural enemy of thoughts are memes.

* hector13 narrows eyes

That was simultaneously awful and clever.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8423 on: December 08, 2017, 02:05:46 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXlao2KNYjQ

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8424 on: December 08, 2017, 02:21:31 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8425 on: December 08, 2017, 04:19:24 am »

Was Thoughtman killed from a bullet to the kneecap there?
I think they both were just injured. A shot to the abdomen is survivable with immediate medical care as well, so they'll probably live to fight climate change next week. Besides, if one or both of them died, others would certainly send them their thoughts and prayers in turn and thus take up their legacy.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8426 on: December 08, 2017, 10:09:19 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8427 on: December 08, 2017, 10:47:10 pm »

Racists commenting on a south park video and totally not getting the joke.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8429 on: Today at 05:38:07 pm »

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