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[Teneb]

If only it were so, the lot of you wouldn't be so volatile in your leftism

Now, now, remember that "left" and "right", outdated as the terms are, mean very different things depending on where you are in the world. Nor are both sides opposed. I have, after all, seen stalnists and neoliberals band together to shout down military apologists.

[TamerVirus]

We’ll ship him off to China and maybe we’ll have enough grace to request a snazzy statue to liven up the place

[Teneb]

We’ll ship him off to China and maybe we’ll have enough grace to request a snazzy statue to liven up the place

Maybe get the Western Protectorate off our backs for a time, too.

[hector13]

We’ll ship him off to China and maybe we’ll have enough grace to request a snazzy statue to liven up the place

Maybe get the Western Protectorate off our backs for a time, too.

Only If then Emperor likes English shitposters.

[Egan_BW]

Who doesn't?

[Loud Whispers]

Where does LW find the time to write that stuff. Does he have like a hour set aside specifically for crafting massive walls of text?

When it's time to eat oats. Eating oats takes time

Only If then Emperor likes English shitposters.

I fear becoming a eunuch would have some disastrous consequences. Much safer to be a concubine or general

[TD1]

You could do a Grey Worm and be a general, a concubine, and a eunuch.

[Loud Whispers]

You could do a Grey Worm and be a general, a concubine, and a eunuch.

[u n l i m i t e d   g r a c e]

[Loud Whispers]

Spore as a pitiful worm: A true odyssey of evolution

[IronTomato]

Spore as a pitiful worm: A true odyssey of evolution

I watched that recently. I think it's what got me to start playing Spore again.

At any rate, it's one of the funniest things I've watched. I almost want to try it myself, though the Civilization and Space stages probably wouldn't be any different unless all of the vehicles were cars without wheels or something.

[Eric Blank]

Still cant wait for a spiritual successor to spore that doesnt suffer from the bugs, retarded drm and kinda shallow gameplay in every stage. Tried to download Thrive, which is kinda a cell stage thing at the moment, but it crashes on startup and the launcher cant even download and install it properly.

The ability to create hordes of butt monsters will always be a personal favorite thing about spore. Even if sometimes they got taken down from the server.

[TamerVirus]

Ah, Spore. I would play again if I wanted to experience raw, uncut disappointment.

I still remember how excited I was for that game when it was still in development.
 

[Bumber]

Colonel Sanders is the devil.
The girl's face in the 3rd to last panel.

[deathpunch578]

Colonel Sanders is the devil.
The girl's face in the 3rd to last panel.

"Jesus*" made me laugh, I have no clue why though

[AzyWng]

Honestly, pretty much all of the tracts are worth a read, just to see how terrible they are.