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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting  (Read 495260 times)

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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #9002 on: May 16, 2018, 03:21:29 pm »

Tl;dr: bought a bed from the op-shop at which I work, slept on it and dreamt pretty much a whole shift of work.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #9004 on: May 17, 2018, 06:41:54 am »

I was looking at the newspaper earlier and one of the major stories today was about a police officer being assaulted by three naked people that set a house on fire, then I saw some thing at the top of the paper that said it was mental health month, and the whole thing suddenly made sense.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #9005 on: May 17, 2018, 08:25:15 pm »

BIT O' MUKE

this also led me to looking at british slang again and it's pretty great
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #9006 on: May 18, 2018, 09:25:40 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #9009 on: May 18, 2018, 12:04:49 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #9010 on: May 18, 2018, 04:06:12 pm »

I love it. It reminds me of my miner that got stuck in a tree recently because someone was building stuff under the tree and wouldnt move. Or the guy that dropped a block of ore into the volcano trying to deconstruct a wall and burned to death, but only after climbing up onto the roof.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #9011 on: May 18, 2018, 06:02:21 pm »

I happened to play a little DF again last week, can confirm image is accurate.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #9013 on: May 21, 2018, 06:29:33 pm »

40K children's books.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #9014 on: May 21, 2018, 06:34:24 pm »

40K children's books.
Looking through the character descriptions, I was getting ready to squee a little bit because I thought they'd put in a child space marine in full mini-power armor.

But no, no... just your regular spice meringue.

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