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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8775 on: May 31, 2018, 07:19:12 pm »

Yeah, sword and board is undoubtedly the most powerful combo (note that the unpatched lifestealing sword does not steal 15% of damage, but rather 0.15%, making it completely useless for sustaining yourself), but spells are fun too. Stealth and daggers get the short end of the stick, due to how sneaking/alertness mechanics are coded, and there's precisely one no-key locked chest that can be lockpicked in the game... And it contains warrior gear.

Throwing daggers is fun though.


Archery is a fun concept, dunno how it works as a primary damage source, but lighting arrows off of torches is just good stupid fun. The adrenaline melee bow kill is pretty nasty too, but I love the brutality of the staff kill more.

Magic also gets a really fun staff pretty early on, that raises a magic shield whenever you block. If an enemy spell hits the shield it goes down, but you can fire off the energy as a lightning bolt. Good fun.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8776 on: June 01, 2018, 03:36:26 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8777 on: June 01, 2018, 08:46:14 am »

Titan needs some liberty.

Also, my laugh: I just had an idea to have a crossover fanfic starring Bridge Four in the 'Bridge to Terebitha' setting.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9065 chortles and counting
« Reply #8778 on: June 01, 2018, 05:47:46 pm »

I think I went overboard:

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So the full circlejerk is:

God A goes, "Race X will go to war with Race Y"
God B curses Race X with incredible anger
God C has a servant telling Race Y to do something to Race X
Race X gets offended
Race Z steps in to peacekeep
God A collects, blessing Race X to reverse the curse
God C votes for God B (patron of Race Z) for ending the war
As a war prize, God B rapes one of Race Y
God C is offended
God A steps in, and God B votes for them
God A gives God C one EE for the kid
And then switch roles, in such a way so that A>B>C>A and X>Y>Z>X(edited)

That should be it, all parties directly benefit now
Oh, God A recycles the kid and gives the essence to a random God in the circle

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8779 on: June 02, 2018, 01:30:32 am »

Sagat's theme from Street Fighter 1.

I feel like they probably wanted it to sound threatening but it just sounds sooooo stupid and bad

EDIT: As another Street Fighter-related funny, apparently Zangief was referred to as "Vodka Govalsky" during the development of SF2, and early storyboards for his ending depicted him doing a spinning piledriver on Gorbachev
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8780 on: June 02, 2018, 08:18:10 am »

This and this.
Does the '76 in Fallout refer to the year in which it is set, as I assume?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8781 on: June 02, 2018, 08:37:43 am »

This one was funny: http://babylonbee.com/news/new-mlm-business-literally-just-makes-you-sell-bags-of-garbage-to-your-friends/

But overall babylonbee's writing isn't as good as The Onion. e.g. the title
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new-mlm-business-literally-just-makes-you-sell-bags-of-garbage-to-your-friends
"literally just" is 100% stating that it's not to be taken seriously, which implies the writer doesn't take the idea seriously. Whereas The Onion always frames things as if they take the idea seriously.

For anyone who hasn't seen it, a must-see, The Onion's resident movie critic reviewing The Hobbit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIy_uLF6xI8
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« Last Edit: June 02, 2018, 08:48:55 am by Eschar »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8783 on: June 02, 2018, 08:56:49 am »

I have a feeling it's a parody website.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8784 on: June 02, 2018, 09:08:35 am »

Say it ain't so, parody website posted in the laugh thread? no!

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8785 on: June 02, 2018, 11:08:13 am »

I spent forever setting up the entrance to my fort. Traps, spikes, soldier stations, ballistae behind fortifications. The works. Except, I placed the ballista backwards.

As I type this my siege engineers are decimating the tavern population.
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« Reply #8786 on: June 02, 2018, 01:43:18 pm »

I spent forever setting up the entrance to my fort. Traps, spikes, soldier stations, ballistae behind fortifications. The works. Except, I placed the ballista backwards.

As I type this my siege engineers are decimating the tavern population.

Two words: free armor.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8787 on: June 02, 2018, 04:27:34 pm »

Missus was telling me about a friend of hers who had an illegal immigrant boyfriend for a little while, but I interrupted her story because I couldn't stop laughing when I realized she hadn't said "illegal immigrant"...

...she said "illegal mexican" without noticing.

'Yo homes, I'm so illegal I'm not even allowed in Mexico!'
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8788 on: June 02, 2018, 04:37:47 pm »

I head butted my desk chair trying to remove my shoes.

That was this morning. Tonight, I can say "what a way to get a black eye."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8900 chortles and counting
« Reply #8789 on: June 02, 2018, 04:41:10 pm »

I kinda laughed when I took off my shoe just now. I ran my foot over with a pallet jack wheel while a 1 ton load was on it, and my toe is just a little red and puffy.

Stronkest toe says, "1+ ton? You mean a warm-up rep?"
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