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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1530288 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9076 on: August 14, 2018, 02:06:01 pm »

Do najpovoljnige and ikad mean anything? I assume it's croatian or something (croatiabus) but the rest of the ad is in english

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9077 on: August 14, 2018, 02:17:03 pm »

Roughly translates to "Cheapest ever" or similar.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9078 on: August 14, 2018, 04:43:29 pm »

And then a... German URL extension? Alrighty then.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9079 on: August 16, 2018, 08:14:51 pm »

Quote from: I Was a Sword When I Reincarnated, chapter 113
That said, seeing him act all gung ho really made me want to find him something to do.

Let’s see… he’s much pretty limited to using only his mouth and front paws. The former was much more reliable than the latter, so we’d need something that wouldn’t suffer from him holding it in his mouth all the time.

『Oh, I know. How about helping me make the butter?』

「Woof?」

『One sec.』

I grabbed a barrel out of the dimensional storage. Inside was freshly squeezed milk, obtained from none other than our friend at the Luciel Conglomerate. The plan was to use it in order to create butter which would then be used for the chicken broth we needed to flavour the spiciest variation. I was originally planning to just use of space/time magic, but this was one of the few things that Urushi could actually do, so might as well leave it up to him instead.

To begin, I had him return to his usual size.

『Hey Urushi, open wide.』

「Bark.」

『Catch.』

「Woof?」

『Make sure you don’t bite down, alright? The barrel’s made out of wood, so it’ll probably break if you do. 』

「Woof.」

『Alright, you don’t actually need to do anything super complicated. All you have to do is start shaking it as hard as you can and not stop till I tell you to.』

「W-Woof…?」

『Hey, you’re the one who said you wanted to help, so get to work already.』

「W-Woof!」

Urushi obediently started to reproduce the ever so well known phenomenon of violent headbanging in response to my commands. All he had to do was keep that up for an hour, and we’d have butter! Though, he’d also probably be a bit more than just a bit dizzy, but hey, whatever. He asked for it.
Headbanging wolf churns butter, more at eleven.

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Time flew as we concentrated our assigned tasks; the evening had almost seemed have blindsided us.

Urushi was, as one would expect, no longer able to stand on his feet. He’d been wobbling about in one of the room’s corners ever since he completed his task.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9080 on: August 16, 2018, 09:00:54 pm »

The book I am reading has made me laugh on several occasions thus far, with varying levels of intensity. Considering it was just a last-minute grab at the library that I picked up more-or-less at random for the sole purpose of padding my selection of borrowed books up to an even number, I am quite pleasantly surprised.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9081 on: August 17, 2018, 02:13:09 pm »

You're one of those people who needs to have the volume at an even number, aren't you?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9082 on: August 17, 2018, 02:34:40 pm »

Multiples of five or only odd numbers
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9083 on: August 17, 2018, 03:37:47 pm »

Volume on my TV is 37
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9084 on: August 17, 2018, 03:46:35 pm »

For girlfriend, it *must* be a multiple of five, preferably a multiple of ten.

Unless the number ends on 8, because that is her lucky number and is thereby an exception.


I'm just happy so long as it's a real number.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9085 on: August 17, 2018, 04:05:00 pm »

You're one of those people who needs to have the volume at an even number, aren't you?

Yes. Multiples of five are also acceptable.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9086 on: August 17, 2018, 08:55:32 pm »

I've noticed that when I'm really frustrated I develop a preference for odd numbers, since in times like that I just can't even.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9087 on: August 17, 2018, 11:11:18 pm »

May you get ate by seven mimes for that.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9088 on: August 17, 2018, 11:16:52 pm »

May you get ate by seven mimes for that.

You butchered that one.

Quietly, presumably.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9244 snickers and counting
« Reply #9089 on: August 18, 2018, 05:30:07 am »

Multiples of five or only odd numbers
Volume on my TV is 37
Yes. Multiples of five are also acceptable.
...I have never been so triggered in my life.

Multiples of four at all times, otherwise at the very least an even number.

For girlfriend, it *must* be a multiple of five, preferably a multiple of ten.

Unless the number ends on 8, because that is her lucky number and is thereby an exception.


I'm just happy so long as it's a real number.
The fives thing is disturbing, but I suppose I can forgive her considering my own fondness for the number eight.
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