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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting  (Read 540116 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9420 on: November 25, 2018, 01:39:10 pm »

The more likely explanation is that they wrote the adware/malware and they want those sweet sweet username/password combinations.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9421 on: November 25, 2018, 05:59:22 pm »

If you take basic precautions, there's very little risk in using torrents to [LEGALLY ACQUIRE LICENSED PRODUCTS]. A scan of the file, a VPN, a virtual sandbox to run it in, some firewall configuration if applicable, and basic internet literacy are almost always enough in even high-risk situations like recently released software, let alone an obscure video file that's likely been making the rounds for upwards of a decade or more.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9422 on: November 25, 2018, 06:17:37 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9423 on: November 25, 2018, 07:55:34 pm »

Quote from: Taken from a Youtube comment somewhere
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My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Braves game.

"Daddy," she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. "Guess how old I'm going to be next month."

"I don't know, beauty," I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"

She smiled and held up four fingers.

It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.

Is it bad I found this funny and not particularly horrifying?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9424 on: November 25, 2018, 08:28:16 pm »

Nah, I don't think so, because it's a wonderful joke, though quite dark?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9425 on: November 26, 2018, 05:32:23 am »

Oh hey, it's another Slimebeast creepypasta.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9426 on: November 27, 2018, 03:51:22 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9427 on: December 01, 2018, 07:32:20 am »

So I've been hearing that the Red Dead Redemption 2 Online beta has been opened up to early adopters of the hilariously expensive game, and Rockstar recently released an announcement about the feedback they've been receiving and what can make the experience better.

The body of the announcement was hints and tips for new players, like "Make sure to put time into customizing your unique character!", and had nothing to do with the received feedback.


Someone commented on some of the feedback that has been coming in, including "Economy's fucked, yo". Apparently, a tin of peas in RDR2's version of 1899 California cost $1.25 per each. Which conflicts very slightly with the information from this random Google result, showing the average price for a quart of peas to be around $0.08 for that time period.

That's dry beans, though. I suppose it's possible that the act of steeping, cooking, and hermetically sealing them could increase prices by roughly 1500%.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9428 on: December 01, 2018, 07:35:17 am »

People should be glad Rockstar doesn't actually charge 1.25 for a can of virtual peas.  Honestly not completely convinced they wouldn't.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9429 on: December 01, 2018, 11:43:49 am »

People should be glad Rockstar doesn't actually charge 1.25 for a can of virtual pEAs.  Honestly not completely convinced they wouldn't.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9430 on: December 01, 2018, 11:47:59 am »

GTA Online is a thing you know, and it is a shitty cashcow trough and trough. As shit as EA is, let's not pretend like they're some gold standard of shit, since every single of the big name studios/publishers choose to be greedy shitlords given the slightest chance.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9431 on: December 04, 2018, 03:37:28 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9432 on: December 04, 2018, 06:11:52 am »

The peas aint the issue.
Its the items unavailable to purchase WITHOUT buying into mtx or massive amounts of grinding for gold dust.
The peas and beans just highlight how ridiculous the gouge is.
Anyone who knows what they are getting into with the grind are massochists that like it.
Its the fusion of genre and lack of patients that allows for the gouge though.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9433 on: December 04, 2018, 06:23:15 am »

This SHOCKING ad was rejected by Youtube!

Don't worry, it's SFW.
That's definitely got to be something to do with the liquid running down the tan paper in little rivulets. It does look a bit suggestive, at least for an algorithm.

Then again, maybe the bot is just reacting to the can itself and is flagging it as a topless video.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9434 on: December 04, 2018, 07:04:35 am »

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