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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10755 on: May 18, 2020, 08:27:20 am »

What's the inattentive student gambit?
Not reading the directions and putting down an answer :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10756 on: May 18, 2020, 08:33:07 am »

What's the inattentive student gambit?
Not reading the directions and putting down an answer :P
i read the instructions, then forgot there was a limit of 3 circles
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10757 on: May 18, 2020, 08:46:55 am »

That works, too. You could probably spin off a forgetful student gambit, I guess...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10758 on: May 18, 2020, 09:01:14 am »

The solution should be
Spoiler: spoilered in pedit (click to show/hide)

I didnt look too hard, but I think thats the right way to do it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10759 on: May 18, 2020, 09:02:03 am »

it has no civilization to speak of.
Strongest odor: Chicken


Anyways, yeah. So there's a social media site where this chick had a profile text saying that if you were to send her a message, you should include the solution to the math puzzle hidden on her profile in the subject line; to prove you'd actually paid attention and read her profile. Otherwise she'd just delete the message as spam.

There was no sign of math in the rest of her profile text, but one of the publicly-visible photos she'd put up was of that cat puzzle. ...and a couple photos later, a picture of the solution to it.

But I thought that was stupid, so I looked a bit more and found some little offside comment about "living the lifestyle 24/7".


Well, "24/7" is of course a way of saying "24 divided by 7", so I sent her a message (only reason I was interested was because of the mention of a hidden math puzzle) with "3.42857..." in the subject line, and basically just quipped about that being "definitely the math problem you were talking about, right? :D"


Never got a reply, but a day later she updated her profile text to include the line "Yes the puzzle does exist, there are no exceptions".

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10760 on: May 18, 2020, 09:40:23 am »

Speaking of... Would you consider this to be a math problem?

Asking for myself, there's a dumb story attached.

Why is he pleasuring himself to cats, and why is that fact relevant to a puzzle about drawing a venn diagram?


Anyways, yeah. So there's a social media site where this chick had a profile text saying that if you were to send her a message, you should include the solution to the math puzzle hidden on her profile in the subject line; to prove you'd actually paid attention and read her profile. Otherwise she'd just delete the message as spam.

There was no sign of math in the rest of her profile text, but one of the publicly-visible photos she'd put up was of that cat puzzle. ...and a couple photos later, a picture of the solution to it.

Stupid people gatekeeping to keep out dumb people, then giving the answer because nobody who was interested in them was smart enough to figure it out.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10761 on: May 18, 2020, 09:56:38 am »

Speaking of... Would you consider this to be a math problem?

Asking for myself, there's a dumb story attached.

Why is he pleasuring himself to cats, and why is that fact relevant to a puzzle about drawing a venn diagram?


Anyways, yeah. So there's a social media site where this chick had a profile text saying that if you were to send her a message, you should include the solution to the math puzzle hidden on her profile in the subject line; to prove you'd actually paid attention and read her profile. Otherwise she'd just delete the message as spam.

There was no sign of math in the rest of her profile text, but one of the publicly-visible photos she'd put up was of that cat puzzle. ...and a couple photos later, a picture of the solution to it.

Stupid people gatekeeping to keep out dumb people, then giving the answer because nobody who was interested in them was smart enough to figure it out.

I think they were just trying to gatekeep people who didn't read their profile.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10762 on: May 18, 2020, 11:56:39 am »

The solution should be
Spoiler: spoilered in pedit (click to show/hide)

I didnt look too hard, but I think thats the right way to do it.
I got that part, but there's an additional trick which I swear I realized on my own (though I didn't bother making the actual perfect circles).
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10763 on: May 18, 2020, 12:18:23 pm »

I love the "Strongest Odor: Chicken" as the goblin attempts to flee in terror.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10764 on: May 18, 2020, 03:23:58 pm »

Remember a few days ago when we flew warplanes over cities to waste money that could otherwise be spent improving people's lives, because CORVID?

It gets dumber.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10766 on: May 18, 2020, 08:29:46 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10767 on: May 19, 2020, 01:33:33 am »

http://freedomnumerals.com/

That is all.

Hey man if that gets them to abandon decimal then we can switch to base-12 then I'm all for it.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and count
« Reply #10768 on: May 19, 2020, 09:32:55 am »

Roman numerals get more spacious the bigger they are, 126 is GXXVI
Roman numerals do not have anything for 0.
There is no standard way of writing fractions in Roman numerals
Out of curiosity I found this, which talks about the various rules for Roman numerals
I wonder if the person writing the article decided to make a new number system? Considering they don’t like the number system used by most of the world (hence why Arabian number system is taught, since most people use it)
I don’t know of other number systems besides Roman numerals, Arabian numerals, and binary, and hexadecimal, (is hexadecimal a number system?)
Well now I’m curious about what, if any other number systems exist that the one who wrote the article would rather schools teach
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« Reply #10769 on: May 19, 2020, 01:38:15 pm »

Satire on the internet is hard to be sure about, but I'm almost certain that's satire.  The actual knowledge about other counting systems, the silly way they describe their own beliefs... Frankly, the lack of specific fearmongering and slurs.  The line "And as Americans, who are welcoming and not at all xenophobic" sandwiched between bits of over-the-top xenophobia particularly convinced me.

But people actually do believe the world is round, so what do I know?
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