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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1473358 times)

Eric Blank

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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Laterigrade

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Oh god that is terrifying, why does it have a human head?
Head to the forests of Usaya, three days travel northwest from here. Seek the Prince Consort of Horses, a night creature in the shape of a horse twisted into humanoid form with the head of a man. This creature has slain 45 in its lust for murder.
this made me laugh today :D
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and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
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dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

King Zultan

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Fun for me with things like that is tracking the sight lines. There's layers to noticing the girl can't seem to force her eyes above that thing's neck, and the horse-thing is looking more at her hair than anything. You can see her basically freaking out as the mythos-beast decides to start gnawing on her hair like a goat.
If you close your eyes and pretend it's just a normal horse you can avoid san loss

Here's the thing... Lore-wise, it is just a normal horse. But she has special genesô that make her perceive horses as attractive human men.

Yes that's the game's premise.

It also goes absolutely nowhere towards explaining how he manages to compose and perform a song for her, or cook dinner and feed her bits of leek. Using chopsticks.

Yes, with his hoof.
That's strange, but does that mean you've played it, and if so what kind of game is it?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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TD1

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Kagus confirmed for horse porn game demographic
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Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
  TD1 has claimed the title of Penblessed the Endless Fountain of Epics!
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Magmacube_tr

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Kagus confirmed for horse porn game demographic

NEW KAGUS LORE DROPPED
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I must submerge myself in MAGMAAAAAAAAA! daily for 17 cents, which I detest. With a new profile picture!

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delphonso

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It's gotta be a tongue-in-cheek dating sim. Like Hatoful Boyfriend. Right?

Right??

TD1

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If the cheek you're putting your tongue in is equine, then yes.
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King Zultan

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So it's bestiality the dating sim.

It was inevitable.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when youíre done?

Egan_BW

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Kagus confirmed for horse porn game demographic

Kagus? More like... klack... -us?
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Is it evil to imagine reality as narrative?

jipehog

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I guess porn is the greatest pacifier in the history of mankind
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delphonso

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If the cheek you're putting your tongue in is equine, then yes.

This made me laugh today.

hector13

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Kagus confirmed for horse porn game demographic

Kagus? More like... klack... -us?

Equus, come on.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

Kagus

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That's strange, but does that mean you've played it, and if so what kind of game is it?

Haven't dared venture into it myself, but after terrorizing some friends with screencaps I'd found, I decided to actually see if I could read up a bit on the title and find out if it was just a big elaborate joke.

And my research has shown: Uhhhh... Uhhhhhhhhhh


It definitely exists, it is a dating/management sim (with some minigames, including... Surfing?), it might very well not be satire.

jipehog

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Is it based on real life ?



p.s. just realized that Kagus is a username on this sub.
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