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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #120 on: July 17, 2014, 04:32:30 am »

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.
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I think he took it pretty well.
It was inevitable.
It is terrific.
It is for the best
MAAAGGGMMAAAAAAAA
Not three hours ago InsanityIncarnate died of the heat.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
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« Reply #121 on: July 17, 2014, 04:34:27 am »

That minotaur REALLY can't decide how he wants to eat you, can he. If he'd actually killed you, he'd probably have compromised and put you in a quiche.

Which naturally reminds me of...
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Tom,_Bert,_and_William
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #122 on: July 17, 2014, 08:08:17 am »

Took my human companion to some goblin pits to see what was going on. He started beating up on them, so I told him to cut it out. "I will fight no more," he replied, and carried on fighting. So I decided to make him stop, and punched him in the leg and told him to yield. This made him unhappy to the point where he cancelled our adventuring agreement, and I re-recruited him. It didn't stick, however, and he started attacking me. Bastard stole my +bronze long sword+ off me and busted up my arm as well. I recruited a heavily-injured goblin and we crawled out of the pits together to travel and heal. The bastard human appeared to be in the area of the pits, but they cover such a large area that I gave up and picked up a stray silver bolt as my new weapon. Hopefully it doesn't count as one for the purposes of alarming civilians.

Wandering the wilds together, my companion and I suddenly felt uneasy. To the north north west, just out of my field of view, there was some commotion. Unfortunately, this meant I didn't notice the night creature right next to us from the south, and it leapt upon the hapless goblin. It wasn't hostile to me though, so I tried to talk it down. Wasn't happening, so I made with the small talk.


He seems a chipper fellow. Perhaps I shall recruit him.

Edit: This is the best conversation ever.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2014, 08:15:30 am by Sutremaine »
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #123 on: July 17, 2014, 11:55:47 am »

Law-Breaking, one of the many inevitables of life... our time in the Glittering Realm is so short, begone fear!
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #124 on: July 17, 2014, 02:16:02 pm »

Law-Breaking, one of the many inevitables of life... our time in the Glittering Realm is so short, begone fear!

It is terrifying.
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« Reply #125 on: July 17, 2014, 02:21:58 pm »

Law-Breaking, one of the many inevitables of life... our time in the Glittering Realm is so short, begone fear!

It is terrifying.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
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When all is lost, remember the bees.
What the fuck. Is some random undorfed recruit now our new Darkwing? Hell, even Darkwing just managed to kill two clowns before he went down. It's beyond me that a frigging recruit in the Official Voidspawn Feeding Detachment managed a triple kill on Forgotten Armokhumping Beasts.

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« Reply #126 on: July 18, 2014, 01:05:09 am »



Right after I killed several one of her friends, of course.
It wasn't a good scrap, by the way.
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« Reply #127 on: July 18, 2014, 06:05:45 pm »

So I asked a Demon about its family and:



It went psycho on me. I mean, it BIT ME WHILE I WAS FLYING BACK FROM ITS FIRST ATTACK.
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When all is lost, remember the bees.
What the fuck. Is some random undorfed recruit now our new Darkwing? Hell, even Darkwing just managed to kill two clowns before he went down. It's beyond me that a frigging recruit in the Official Voidspawn Feeding Detachment managed a triple kill on Forgotten Armokhumping Beasts.

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« Reply #128 on: July 18, 2014, 07:36:28 pm »

When asking a travelling warrior about himself :
"I don't know me, I don't even know anyone who might know"
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« Reply #129 on: July 18, 2014, 11:20:39 pm »


Knowing no mercy.
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« Reply #130 on: July 19, 2014, 01:07:54 am »


Knowing no mercy.

He stole an onion. Off with his head.
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« Reply #131 on: July 19, 2014, 02:52:41 am »

He stole an onion. Off with his head.
I wonder, what would they do if someone killed their king.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #132 on: July 19, 2014, 03:41:19 am »

He stole an onion. Off with his head.
I wonder, what would they do if someone killed their king.

Inevitable, who cares. Now an onion...
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #133 on: July 19, 2014, 04:03:25 am »

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #134 on: July 19, 2014, 11:43:44 am »



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