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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2014, 04:55:30 pm »

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2014, 06:25:57 pm »

Omg.
I had a pretty good one where there was this one animal caretaker that kept asking what was going on even as other dwarves were being killed in the same room and/or trying to explain it to him.  I didn't record it,  though.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2014, 06:55:44 pm »

Me: "Wait here until I return."
Companion: "Of course." *keeps walking
Me: "Why are you traveling?"
Companion: "I'm on an important mission."
Holy synapses, batdwarf...

For years we've yelled, pleaded and written Notes to Urist demanding to know why these creatures can't do what we're telling them to do. We've analyzed, we've speculated, we've joked about what possible reasoning could be going on in their drunk little madmen's heads. We've written stories. We've written forum posts at each other roleplaying it out. We've stuck the gorram blighters in little in-game boxes and ran experiments on them like lab rats.

And today... they can finally tell us themselves what the #@%@#%@ they're thinking.

It's almost enough to make a grown overseer cry... if only it didn't leave us just as clueless as before.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2014, 09:27:10 pm »

I feel like these townsfolk haven't quite grasped the art of conversation.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2014, 09:49:27 pm »

I feel like these townsfolk haven't quite grasped the art of conversation.


No they got it down just fine. That's the beginning of their biblical story.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2014, 09:53:25 pm »

I feel like these townsfolk haven't quite grasped the art of conversation.


No they got it down just fine. That's the beginning of their biblical story.

Unfortunately, they forgot to write down the names, dates and places. Only the events were recorded.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2014, 10:15:58 pm »



Didn't see this thread, posted this in that other thread. Anyway, kids these days.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2014, 10:28:22 pm »

I feel like these townsfolk haven't quite grasped the art of conversation.


It was inevitable.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2014, 10:30:30 pm »

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2014, 11:11:17 pm »

Every time I yelled in one room, the general who was stationed there would spit at me. It was kinda annoying, but I dodged every time. The one time I reciprocated, it hit his boot. Hehe.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2014, 11:35:39 pm »

PTW
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2014, 12:19:15 am »

Dramatized.

"Hm... You don't say?" A human asked in mild curiosity, leaning against his spear as its butt dug into the dry sod and yellow grass. He wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead.
"Pretty hot today, isn't it?" The man asked his, starting to regret wearing so much armor. His companion however didn't quite feel the same, the waxy slate-grey skin of the large humanoid showing no signs of the heat as its three lidless eyes merely looked to the sun.
"It doesn't bother me so much."

Before either could continue, they were interrupted by a piercing scream of horror as a second human shakily held her hammer and shield out towards the Woman of Shadow, before backing away and fleeing.

The man sighed, pinching his brow. "Sorry about her. So, you were saying about your family...?"
The conversation wasn't the most enlightening, but it was a good distraction from the heat and the long roads.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2014, 03:17:27 am »



Posted this in another thread, but gotta share to this thread too. Seems like Toady implemented torture.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2014, 03:20:52 am »

Dwarves consider all forms of torture an offense worth execution, so I doubt that that's right.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2014, 03:39:48 am »

Oh, sorry to hear that




the new update is definitly exciting, I am very happy to be playing it :D
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