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Kamamura

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #90 on: July 13, 2014, 01:04:55 pm »

I like how he made sure you won't be travelling alone in the night by crippling your leg.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #91 on: July 13, 2014, 01:49:09 pm »

You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Goblin Spearman: I will fight no more.
I then fell unconscious and died. Autopsy revealed that I was stabbed in the foot and then in the face by the same goblin.

You: You must yield!
A goblin then exploded in gore after hitting a wall. Did I push him or something? And what is yielding for? Does it mean surrendering?
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #93 on: July 13, 2014, 01:53:50 pm »

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #94 on: July 13, 2014, 02:17:05 pm »

I was wandering around looking for a camp to murder, when I came across a traveler.

Me:Why are you traveling?
My companion: A battle? I cannot stand idly by!

My companion proceeded to stab the traveler in the back of the head.

The traveler: I am on an important mission.

The traveler has bled to death.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #95 on: July 13, 2014, 11:17:41 pm »

I tried to beat some information out of a kobold. Little bastard was pretty tight lipped, though.

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You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Our time in The Windy Universes is so brief...  Begone fear!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
You strap the +iron long sword+ to your Upper body.
You strap the +iron shield+ to your Upper body.
You grab The Kobold Administrator by the throat from behind with your right hand!
You: I hate it.
You: Where are their forces?  Are there patrols or guards?
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle, bruising the skull!
The Kobold Administrator has been stunned!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You place a chokehold on The Kobold Administrator's throat with Your right hand!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: We are in the right in all matters.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: Do they have a firm grip on these lands?
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator is no longer stunned.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You miss The Kobold Administrator!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from the side with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The Kobold Administrator has been knocked unconscious!
Kobold Administrator has been struck down.
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Kishmond

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #96 on: July 13, 2014, 11:57:38 pm »

Wait, is that supposed to work? Awesome!

Footkerchief

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #97 on: July 14, 2014, 12:11:17 am »

I have no idea:
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Dothan Ispraniguk, Spearman (to White Stork): Greetings.  My name is Dothan Conjurefence.  Life is, in a word, fertility.

Wasn't expecting that to work:
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You lick the human bone meal.
You pick up the beetle paste and put it in your cotton plant fiber backpack.
You drink the beetle paste.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #98 on: July 14, 2014, 12:32:16 am »

I tried to beat some information out of a kobold. Little bastard was pretty tight lipped, though.

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You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Our time in The Windy Universes is so brief...  Begone fear!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
You strap the +iron long sword+ to your Upper body.
You strap the +iron shield+ to your Upper body.
You grab The Kobold Administrator by the throat from behind with your right hand!
You: I hate it.
You: Where are their forces?  Are there patrols or guards?
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle, bruising the skull!
The Kobold Administrator has been stunned!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You place a chokehold on The Kobold Administrator's throat with Your right hand!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: We are in the right in all matters.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: Do they have a firm grip on these lands?
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator is no longer stunned.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You miss The Kobold Administrator!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from the side with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The Kobold Administrator has been knocked unconscious!
Kobold Administrator has been struck down.
Poor kobold....  :'(
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #99 on: July 14, 2014, 02:58:09 am »

I'll just leave this here...


« Last Edit: July 14, 2014, 03:02:22 am by dwarf_reform »
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #100 on: July 14, 2014, 04:53:20 am »

I just had an interesting conversation with.. myself.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #101 on: July 14, 2014, 05:17:49 am »

I tried to beat some information out of a kobold. Little bastard was pretty tight lipped, though.

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You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Our time in The Windy Universes is so brief...  Begone fear!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
You strap the +iron long sword+ to your Upper body.
You strap the +iron shield+ to your Upper body.
You grab The Kobold Administrator by the throat from behind with your right hand!
You: I hate it.
You: Where are their forces?  Are there patrols or guards?
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle, bruising the skull!
The Kobold Administrator has been stunned!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You place a chokehold on The Kobold Administrator's throat with Your right hand!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: We are in the right in all matters.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: Do they have a firm grip on these lands?
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator is no longer stunned.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You miss The Kobold Administrator!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from the side with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The Kobold Administrator has been knocked unconscious!
Kobold Administrator has been struck down.

How is he supposed to talk when you placed a choke hold on him?

Stoup

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #102 on: July 14, 2014, 10:10:13 am »

Never mind the fact that those poor lil 'bolds can't actually speak sensibly either. Kind of miss running into a kobold ambush and seeing their gibberish warnings
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Kamamura

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #103 on: July 14, 2014, 10:36:42 am »

How is he supposed to talk when you placed a choke hold on him?

Those subtle nuances are often overlooked by the overzealous fascist interrogators.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #104 on: July 14, 2014, 11:34:32 am »

I'll just leave this here...




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