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[GavJ]

For those who want the lulz, but not the scrolling through lists:

Summary   0006665: Lungfish may be able to phase through walls.
Summary   0006657: Macedwarf continually spits on a sleeping priest
Summary   0006545: Flying creatures crash into trees, stop flying, fall to the ground, and explode
Summary   0006574: If an adventurer shouts and nobody is around to hear it, the game makes a crash
Summary   0006560: War Dogs appear to run from themselves in terror
Summary   0006718: New dwarves take impact damage on arrival. One died.
Summary   0006527: Creatures Spawn With Tears [in their eyes]
Summary   0006544: Dwarf likes to consume Unknown Leaves
Summary   0006625: Merchants climb up tree and go insane
Summary   0006702: Fort gets sieged by invisible friendly elf/human babies
Summary   0006708: Human civilization's soldier is an alligator
Summary   0006723: Crashes when approaching giraffes

[Gavakis]

"Summary   0006657: Macedwarf continually spits on a sleeping priest"
"Summary   0006625: Merchants climb up tree and go insane"
"Summary   0006702: Fort gets sieged by invisible friendly elf/human babies"
"Summary   0006708: Human civilization's soldier is an alligator"

Hilarious.

[Blastbeard]

Summary   0006702: Fort gets sieged by invisible friendly elf/human babies

ENTIRE SIEGE IS BABIES.
Also,

Summary   0006665: Lungfish may be able to phase through walls.

I seem to recall them flying before this. It seems their power is qrowing.

Summary   0006545: Flying creatures crash into trees, stop flying, fall to the ground, and explode

This must have been an attempt to wipe out the mighty lungfish. There have been unforeseen consequences.

[Gilihad]

Apparently my dwarves have decided that all of the thread and cloth belonging to the traders in the Trade Depot should be in my hospital. I'm not sure if this is a bug or not yet, but I'll try to re-create it. 

[Bumber]

Apparently my dwarves have decided that all of the thread and cloth belonging to the traders in the Trade Depot should be in my hospital. I'm not sure if this is a bug or not yet, but I'll try to re-create it. 

Old bug.

[Yobgod]

Summary   0006527: Creatures Spawn With Tears [in their eyes]

Oh no... they're not only self aware, they know what game they've been spawned into!!

[PillarsOfSalt]

Summary   0006545: Flying creatures crash into trees, stop flying, fall to the ground, and explode

 This will forever be known as the week of the exploding swallow.

[Iamblichos]

This will forever be known as the week of the exploding swallow.

It was inevitable.

[parlor_tricks]

I disagree. This will be the week of tears.

[shevtsov200]

People without a tongue can speak.

[Corthalas]

I had a kobold wererhino die of old age.The wiki says they don't.
Bug or feature?



Also, goblins don't seem to die of natural causes anymore. I have 450 year old goblins in my world.
Edit: Checked the Raws, goblins simply lack the [MAXAGE:{}:{}] tag. On the wiki in previous versions, too btw.

[Sergarr]

I had a kobold wererhino die of old age.The wiki says they don't.
Bug or feature?



Also, goblins don't seem to die of natural causes anymore. I have 450 year old goblins in my world.

Goblins were eternal before... like elves.

[Corthalas]

Goblins were eternal before... like elves.

  good to know. I guess they murder each other eventually anyway.

[Untelligent]

Yeah, it's possible that goblins got less homicidal in 40.01.

[Yobgod]

Purely anecdotal at this point, but in my first few v40 worlds the goblins end up filling in the "uncivilized" parts of the world like crazy.

Enough so that there are NO possible embark points with "low evil" in the entire world... I've had to settle for medium.

So they might be a little -too- immortal at this point, or else reproducing too quickly.
I wonder what will happen if I mod them to die...