Turn 16
Go to sleep.
(1)You can't seem to fall asleep.
DRAMATICALLY ACTIVATE ROUTING DEVICE
(6)You activate it. It turns out to be a technologically advanced model; it instantly signs you up for a good service plan.
Try to find another monster.
(2)You can't find any monsters.
Class: doctor
get a medical license to perform surgery
That's not something you can do at night. All offices are closed.
Pickpocket the sleeping Mafia Santa. Then find and heal playergamer.
(3)You steal a snowball from Mafia Santa. You set off to find Playergamer.
Go to sleep.
What does GM+ do?
(1)You can't seem to fall asleep.
Ask front desk to help me track down the artist known as S. K.
(3)The person who works at the front desk has already gone home.
((What's up with Night? Also I'm assuming killing NPCs also gives levels.))
Draw a storage rune for powering up rituals once magic is stored.
(1)The storage rune backfires and drains all of your magical energy, leaving you
[Magically Exhausted (2)].
Check in bedside table drawer for Badass firearm, possibly inside any books in there.
(1)You find one! Unfortunately, it was rigged to shoot whoever opened the drawer. You are now
[Wounded].
Sit and read my Lemon Tome.
(3)You're too tired to get much information out of it.
(Looks like I missed a few turns...)
Meditate on high cuisine
(2)High cuisine is, uh, fancy and stuff. The darkness is making you nervous.
Find a military base,see if I can obtain a machinegun.
(1)You're pretty sure that the city doesn't have a military base.
NPC Actions / Miscellany
Mafia Santa wakes up.
(1v6-2)Night attempts to attack Playergamer, but it misses.
Level Up
Blazing glory has reached Level 2! [6]Gained [Mech Pilot+]!
TamerVirus has reached Level 3! [5]Gained
[Infused Cuisine]!
Torknick has reached Level 4! [4]Learned
[Piercing Punch]!
Status
Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 4 [2/3]
Inventory: [Used Wand of Speed Vehicle (1)]
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle][Magic Wheels]
Traits: None
Location: Hotel Room
Class: Badass
Level: 5 [1/3]
Inventory: [Grenade]
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money: $575
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits: [Stubble][Badass+]
Skills: [Create Cinematic Explosion (1)][Flying Jump Kick][Matrix Dodge]
Location: City Streets
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Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 4 [2/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals][Gold][Ritual Candle]
Money: $0 (not including the stuff trapped in the Otherworld)
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Possessions: [Empty Warehouse]
Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Skills: [Insta-Ritual (1)][Ritual Boost: Life]
Location: Empty Warehouse
Status: [Magically Exhausted (2)]
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 4 [0/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes][Burrito Gun]
Money: $100
Traits: [Burrito Specialist][Burrito Mage+]
Skills: [Burrito Blast]
Location: City Streets
Status:
Class: Mech Pilot
Level: 2^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: [Elemental]
Traits: [Mech Pilot+]
Location: City Streets
Status: N/A
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 4 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest][Sword of Darkness]
Money:
Traits: [Surprise!][Improv Fighter]
Location: City Streets
Status:
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 3 [1/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Alcoholic+][Heavyweight]
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: Outside Bar
Status: [Recovering (2)]
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 4 [1/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes][Explosion-Proof Vest]
Money: $1030
Traits: [Explosiveist++]
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: Shack
Status: N/A
Class: GM
Level: 4 [1/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook][Notepad]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $1000
Traits: [GM+]
Location: Motel Room
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 3^ [0/3]
Inventory: [Mystery Meat]
Equipment: [Clothes][Chef's Knife]
Money:
- $50
Traits: [Magical Chef+][Infused Cuisine]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 3 [1/3]
Inventory: [Snowball]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Heal Boost+]
Location: Shack
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 3^ [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Body Armour][Power Glove][Muscle Hat]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Super Saiyan
Level: 3 [1/3]
Inventory: [Dragon Ball]
Equipment: [Clothes][Aura Orb][Headband]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [1,000 Flurry (1)]
Location: Ruined Parking Lot
Class: Balanced Magic-User
Level: 2 [0/3]
Inventory: [Fireball Wand]
Equipment: [Arcane Cloak][Staff of Balance]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Mega Fireball (1)]
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Doctor
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Status:
Location: City Streets
Class: Ham-Fisted Face-Puncher
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Spiked Glove]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Piercing Face Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: Dead
Class: Lemon Mage
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: [Potato Chips][Awesome Food][Power Lemon][Lemon Wand][Lemon Tome]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Hotel Corridor
Class: Ballroom Dancer
Level: 2 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Ballroom Hat][Ballroom Suit][Ballroom Shoes]
Money: $450
Traits: None
Skills: [Dancing Kick]
Location: Hotel
Status:
Class: Glorious Communist Leader
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Outside Hotel
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Shack] {Permanent}
Poll
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