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Nunzillor

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #60 on: August 21, 2014, 09:52:00 pm »

I look around for a weapon of some kind.  Should I find one, I grab it and stand next to the doorway, ready to ambush my "mom" when she comes through the door.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #61 on: August 22, 2014, 04:28:15 am »

"And YOU... smell... like... SHIT!"
"It shoot for thee..."
Every word is accented with a blast from my shotgun into the direction of the sound.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Sarrak

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #62 on: August 22, 2014, 10:42:01 am »

Try to use my willpower to win my body over paralysis. Or develop a telekinetic powers, although that would be pretty impossible.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Salsacookies

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #63 on: September 06, 2014, 02:45:57 pm »

I look around for a weapon of some kind.  Should I find one, I grab it and stand next to the doorway, ready to ambush my "mom" when she comes through the door.
You open a closet, only to find your father. He is infested with those bugs things, and he slowly looks up at you. "Help... Me!"
"And YOU... smell... like... SHIT!"
"It shoot for thee..."
Every word is accented with a blast from my shotgun into the direction of the sound.
 
Everything become dark, you can't see anything. .Hello... Red.
Try to use my willpower to win my body over paralysis. Or develop a telekinetic powers, although that would be pretty impossible.
You try your best to overcome him, but it's not enough. You close your eyes, waiting for the torture. You then hear screaming. When the screaming ends, you open your eyes. He has been cut beyond recognition, and you are levitating above the table.
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Sarrak

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #64 on: September 06, 2014, 02:53:10 pm »

If that was my doing - thank the teacher. He has done his part. Time to return to others?
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #65 on: September 06, 2014, 08:55:45 pm »

"Ah, aah... hello?"
Slowly back off. By "slowly", I mean I run the fuck away as fast as I can.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Nunzillor

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #66 on: September 07, 2014, 12:18:44 am »

"D-dad??"

Try and help him up.  Be sure to not let the thing that was my mother sneak up on me.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: We are the One Percent
« Reply #67 on: September 11, 2014, 02:42:52 pm »

bump?
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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