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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 39692 times)

Salsacookies

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  • PRAISE THE CHUNKS!!!
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Respawn. Write an emo poem
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Yep, the sig is here
Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
I am a Christian

Elephant Parade

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Spawn.  Then summon aliens.
(2)You fail to summon aliens.

Fiiiiiine.

>Respawn as a clinically depressed chihuahua wedged in the buttcrack of its morbidly obese female owner.
As she walks around town putting up "lost dog" posters.
(4)You spawn as a depressed chihuahua, but you don't have an owner because everyone in the city is a zombie.

Respawn as an astrophysic.
(1)You respawn as one of the laws of astrophysics. You can't do anything.

Respawn with a hammer. Bash zombies brains in
(5)You respawn with a hammer. You strike down a few zombies. [5]You dodge the zombies that try to attack you.

Respawn as something more awesome than last time.
(4)You respawn as a mutant wearing cool sunglasses.

Keep walking!
(5-1)You make it to a village on the shoreline.

Steal GM's Job, share it with other players as a council which continuously bickers and does nothing while GM works from the shadows.
(2-1-meta)No. A rock steals your job of being alive. You die.

respawn as a sex addict
(2)You respawn as a normal person.

Respawn as a nuke. Explode.
(1)You respawn as someone who has just been hit by a nuke. You die instantly.

Respawn. Write an emo poem
(3)
Dark forces gather
In a dark, evil crater
wait how do I end this

Also, IcyTea: There was someone with 2 turns survived already. I just marked it down as 1 because I'm bad at being competent.
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Lightningfalcon

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  • Target locked. Firing main cannon.
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Summon UFO.  Use it to blast away my enemies.
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Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum circo vincendarum
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

Beirus

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Leave the city, figure out what my mutant powers are.
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Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Looks for a crew that will hunt the Kraken with me!
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Nunzillor

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Spawn and drink an invulnerability potion
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IcyTea31

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  • Studying functions and fiction
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Grab a weapon (e.g. a bonesaw) and cut through the horde to get out of here.
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There is a world yet only seen by physicists and magicians.

Sarrak

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  • Venit leger cerebrum amissa
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Re-respawn as a zombie.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Salsacookies

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well, since we're doing nothing, cut myself with paper, might give me emo poem ideas
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Yep, the sig is here
Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
I am a Christian

SaberToothTiger

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  • Wannabe Shitposter
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Respawn as the crater.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Yoink

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  • OKAY, FINE.
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>Find and follow Kingbodz for protection!

CONDITIONAL ACTION: Should the GM consider killing me at any point, make sad puppy-dog eyes in my defence!
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

tuypo1

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  • i really apreciate a good analogy
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develop a sex addiction
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important project progress

have some basic idea of whats going to go in it

Nidilap

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  • Oh boy a Swooooord!!!
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Squirt the fools around me with squirt gun. This'll be funny.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Tawa

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Stab more people with mechanical pencils.
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I don't use Bay12 much anymore. PM me if you need to get in touch with me and I'll send you my Discord handle.

Elephant Parade

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-why do I keep accidentally posting unfinished turns today-
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