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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 39732 times)

Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2014, 02:40:55 pm »

Find a blacksmith's forge.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2014, 02:48:01 pm by Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum »
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #46 on: July 25, 2014, 02:45:41 pm »

Go to a doctor.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2014, 02:58:19 pm »

Find a bed.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2014, 03:04:57 pm »

Seek out crime and fight for GREAT JUSTICE
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #49 on: July 25, 2014, 03:52:46 pm »

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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Nunzillor

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2014, 06:02:05 pm »

Respawn as a super-soldier, created to be (as the scientists put it) an "unkillable forever-living freak of science."
« Last Edit: July 25, 2014, 06:10:34 pm by Nunzillor »
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Kingbodz

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #51 on: July 25, 2014, 06:48:51 pm »

Pull out the grenade hidden in my pocket, pull the pin, then throw it at the police. Then flee
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: R.I.P. Spawn Point
« Reply #52 on: July 25, 2014, 06:59:16 pm »

Cast NUKE on the cops. Then use LIT2 on Yoink.
(6)You set off a nuke that you had for some reason. It explodes, destroying the house and killing its inhabitants. Everyone dies, including the police.

The spawn point is now a giant radioactive crater!
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2014, 07:16:55 pm »

Gain Psionic powers!

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #54 on: July 25, 2014, 07:32:33 pm »

CREATE PORTAL TO COMMUNIST UNIVERSE
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #55 on: July 25, 2014, 07:35:13 pm »

Hurt myself.

With a -2 to actions I should end up healing myself! Right? RIGHT?!
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2014, 07:35:49 pm »

Respawn. Find a bed.
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2014, 07:36:22 pm »

Hurt myself.

With a -2 to actions I should end up healing myself! Right? RIGHT?!
You're dead.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2014, 07:38:59 pm »

Nuh-uh. >:| Am not.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #59 on: July 25, 2014, 07:45:41 pm »

Nuh-uh. >:| Am not.
yes you are
Cast NUKE on the cops. Then use LIT2 on Yoink.
(6)You set off a nuke that you had for some reason. It explodes, destroying the house and killing its inhabitants. Everyone dies, including the police.

The spawn point is now a giant radioactive crater!
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