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[Ama]

Limp towards the cottage... Quietly?

And burn it down!

+1 Also burn the rest of our clothes.

[Worldmaster27]

YEAH NO THIS WASN'T ABANDONED NOPE
You limp to the cottage.
Quiet, quiet.
Now you're on the doorstep.
You take a match and light it, but the flame doesn't catch to the cabin.
You have one match left.

[Stirk]

Pfff. What kind of Pyro are we? Everyone knows that to properly commit Arson, you need to prepare the area first. Make sure that things are laid out so everything catches on fire quickly. We need some kind of kindling, an accelerator, and maybe to go inside the house. Look for something like drapes that you can spread the fire to.

[Prophet]

Perform a dance to appease the forest spirits?

[Worldmaster27]

You dance a short jig on the welcoming mat.
You then open the door.
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf.
Sharpening an axe. (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn't hear you enter! (Shia LaBeouf)
Also, something keep repeating Shia LaBeouf in your head. (Shia LaBeouf)

[Dorsidwarf]

Sneak up behind him and strangle with one arm while breaking his toes with the other and snapping limbs with our left upper leg.

[Prophet]

Sneak up behind him and strangle with one arm while breaking his toes with the other and snapping limbs with our left upper leg.

+1 Also say seductive things into his ear.

[LuckyKobold]

Use Our Before Unmentioned Wizard Powers To Banish Shia La Beouf
HE SHALL NOT PASS,very effectively...