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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 66433 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2014, 02:55:52 am »

Take over the Central Control system of the ship. 
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2014, 03:02:42 am »

SELL CD ON BAZAAR
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2014, 03:08:38 am »

Pillage the station!
[4] You begin collecting the valuables and taking them back to your ship. This might take a while...

Take over the Central Control system of the ship. 
[7] The Central Control system resists your takeover!

SELL CD ON BAZAAR
[8] Sold! You get one credit.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2014, 03:22:32 am »

Take it over anyway.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2014, 03:30:03 am »

PIRATE CREDIT
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2014, 03:47:19 am »

>BE CREWMAN ON BLAZING GLORY'S SHIP

>LOUDLY GRUMBLE ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DOES WHILST SWABBING THE FLOOR OF THE BRIDGE
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2014, 03:53:34 am »

Yargh,dump all me loot on the ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2014, 03:59:50 am »

Take it over anyway.
[6] The RNG shows you no favour. You continue to control only the poop.

PIRATE CREDIT
[4] You spend one credit on registration to a website offering techniques to earn 874.17 credits an hour.

>BE CREWMAN ON BLAZING GLORY'S SHIP

>LOUDLY GRUMBLE ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DOES WHILST SWABBING THE FLOOR OF THE BRIDGE
[3] You can't figure out how to open the airlock to blazing glory's ship.

[5] You grumble loudly anyway.

Yargh,dump all me loot on the ship.
[2] You dump all the loot into outer space. You make a mental note to check that the hatch is actually connected to your ship next time.

((I swear these numbers aren't intentional. The RNG really does hate you guys.))
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2014, 04:08:13 am »

Argghh!! Set sail and get me plunder!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2014, 04:11:11 am »

WALK INTO OUTER SPACE

PUSH LOOT TO BAZAAR
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2014, 04:42:44 am »

Argghh!! Set sail and get me plunder!
[12] You fly out and retrieve the loot!

WALK INTO OUTER SPACE

PUSH LOOT TO BAZAAR

[2] You float gently into space.

[3] The loot is snatched away by blazing glory before you can reach it!
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2014, 04:45:50 am »

>POLITELY KNOCK ON HATCH

PREPARE RESUME AND JOB APPLICATION PITCH
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2014, 04:51:02 am »

>POLITELY KNOCK ON HATCH

PREPARE RESUME AND JOB APPLICATION PITCH
[5] You knock on the hatch to blazing glory's ship. You're not sure if he heard you.

[10] Your resume is in excellent order. Your job application pitch is short, sweet, and very convincing.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2014, 04:51:56 am »

Take over the kitchen.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2014, 05:11:39 am »

>PRESS DOORBELL

>CONTINUE BANGING ON HATCH
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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