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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 67270 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #270 on: August 16, 2014, 10:16:24 pm »
Forge contract with demon dog. Ask for arcane power, in exchange for some dog treats.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #271 on: August 16, 2014, 10:17:00 pm »
Carry wailing person to room with clean clothes. Also privacy.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #272 on: August 16, 2014, 10:40:42 pm »
Spawn as a living toilet. Shit into the nearest human!
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #273 on: August 16, 2014, 11:02:49 pm »
*hand's in the air* "woo gay bar."
wait.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #274 on: August 16, 2014, 11:10:10 pm »
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 16, 2014, 11:02:49 pm
*hand's in the air* "woo gay bar."
wait.
"Don't encourage him, Jin!"

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #275 on: August 16, 2014, 11:42:12 pm »
(Cool'y'os)
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #276 on: August 18, 2014, 06:59:01 pm »
>_>

<_<

*Cough*
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #277 on: August 18, 2014, 07:20:50 pm »
Quote from: Nidilap on August 16, 2014, 10:14:26 pm
Help out wailing green goo gal.

"You okay?"
[8] You help the green go gal to her feet.
[no action] She stares at you blankly.

Quote from: Elephant Parade on August 16, 2014, 10:16:24 pm
Forge contract with demon dog. Ask for arcane power, in exchange for some dog treats.
[7] The demon dog needs to ask his manager.

Quote from: Lyeos on August 16, 2014, 10:17:00 pm
Carry wailing person to room with clean clothes. Also privacy.
[10] You take cupkate away from Nidilap to a spare room. You give her a change of clothes.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 16, 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Spawn as a living toilet. Shit into the nearest human!
[12] You spawn as a toilet with some kind of telepathic conciousness.
[4] Toilets are designed to be shit in, not shit on others.

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 16, 2014, 11:02:49 pm
*hand's in the air* "woo gay bar."
wait.
[8] You wait patiently.


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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #278 on: August 18, 2014, 07:24:29 pm »
Enter the gay bar and say:

"Alright, which one of you motherfuckers forgot to flush!?"
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #279 on: August 18, 2014, 07:47:13 pm »
Put the new outer airlock hatch on the ship.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #280 on: August 18, 2014, 08:00:51 pm »
"Well. I suppose the sooner we take the ship, the sooner we can do something productive."

>Dragging the captain along with me, locate the bridge of the ship we're on and announce to the crew that we've taken the ship and that if they value their lives and dignities they should do exactly as we say and not try any funny business. Or else.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #281 on: August 18, 2014, 08:04:59 pm »
Wake up from my pain-induced coma. Then pretend to be the captain and ask why the hell have everyone been ignoring me all this time.

If this dont work...

Scream "WTF ARE YOU DOING MAN?? SHOOTING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON LIKE THIS!". Wait for apologies from the guard, then gut him. In the spine. But do so in a very respectful manner.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #282 on: August 18, 2014, 10:05:23 pm »
Follow Lyeos to the gal's room.

"Need any help, man? Or ma'am, if you need it?"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #283 on: August 19, 2014, 05:49:05 am »
WALK INTO FORTRESS

UNFORBID DESIGNATION
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #284 on: August 21, 2014, 06:35:21 pm »
Shoo Nidilap out. For multiple reasons. Also exit too.
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