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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 67222 times)

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2014, 03:29:42 pm »

What's my job?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2014, 03:39:38 pm »

Oh.
Break BG's ship like last time.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2014, 05:02:43 pm »

What's my job?
[9] You get to pick a job.

Break BG's ship like last time.
[0] Yeah, no. That ship is of sturdy construction.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2014, 05:07:40 pm »

I am the demolitions weapons guy
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2014, 05:07:58 pm »

>MCGUYVER A SIMPLE-YET-EFFECTIVE CUTTING TOOL OUT OF MY PERSONAL EFFECTS, CUT THROUGH WEAK POINT ON BLAZING GLORY'S HULL TO GAIN ENTRANCE

OR Y'KNOW, JUST CLIMB INSIDE IF THE HATCH WAS STOLEN
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2014, 05:09:00 pm »

Steal his coffee, then.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2014, 05:12:19 pm »

I am the demolitions weapons guy
[7] The only weapons on the ship are the stun lasers the station guards had.

>MCGUYVER A SIMPLE-YET-EFFECTIVE CUTTING TOOL OUT OF MY PERSONAL EFFECTS, CUT THROUGH WEAK POINT ON BLAZING GLORY'S HULL TO GAIN ENTRANCE

OR Y'KNOW, JUST CLIMB INSIDE IF THE HATCH WAS STOLEN
[10] You decide that MacGuyver is not needed right now and climb through the hatch.

Steal his coffee, then.
[10] You acquire blazing glory's coffee.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2014, 05:13:15 pm »

MURDER THE SHIP
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #53 on: August 03, 2014, 05:14:02 pm »

>GRUMBLE LOUDLY ABOUT MY NEW EMPLOYER, THEN GO CHECK THE CONTENTS OF THE FRIDGE
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #54 on: August 03, 2014, 05:15:51 pm »

Rig lasers to kill
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2014, 05:20:45 pm »

MURDER THE SHIP
[5] You kick the control panel several times.

>GRUMBLE LOUDLY ABOUT MY NEW EMPLOYER, THEN GO CHECK THE CONTENTS OF THE FRIDGE
[11] You grumble loud and clear. The fridge is [12] filled with rare and delicious food and drink.

Rig lasers to kill
[4] You don't really know how to do that.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2014, 05:24:08 pm »

Consume coffee.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2014, 05:42:18 pm »

RELESE THE SECRET PLANS FOR THE VIDEO GAME COMPANIES TRYING TO CONTROL THE CUSTIMER AGAIN
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2014, 06:10:00 pm »

Consume coffee.
[4] You spill the coffee on your shirt.

RELESE THE SECRET PLANS FOR THE VIDEO GAME COMPANIES TRYING TO CONTROL THE CUSTIMER AGAIN
[4] You can't find any secret plans.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #59 on: August 03, 2014, 06:17:43 pm »

Wave shirt around above head.
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