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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 67226 times)

wipeout1024

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #510 on: August 22, 2015, 06:44:21 am »
Start a church choir.
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Ain't nobody got time for that.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #511 on: August 22, 2015, 06:35:42 pm »
OOOH YEAH. NOW I CAN'T HEAR THE JOHN. PLAY "DEAR JOHN" SOUNDTRACK ON A BANJO AND SUPLEX SOME POOR SOD.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #512 on: August 24, 2015, 01:19:51 pm »
  Party since I'll never worry 'bout a runny nose again since the snot was beaten out of me.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #513 on: August 24, 2015, 01:55:07 pm »
CAPTURE BADLEMONS! I THINK I FIGURED OUT SOMETHING!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #514 on: August 28, 2015, 08:09:21 pm »
Hello?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #515 on: August 30, 2015, 05:09:56 pm »
Don't be capture'd
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #516 on: August 30, 2015, 06:19:57 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on August 21, 2015, 05:37:12 pm
Kill that annoying guy with the tree fetish and eccentric capitalisation.
Preferably by strangling him. Or beating him with my bible, I guess.
[8 v 6] You beat H4zardZ1 to death with your Bible.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on August 21, 2015, 05:40:05 pm
Respawn.
[11] You respawn. Congrats.

Quote from: Hiddenleafguy on August 21, 2015, 07:03:44 pm
Respawn as a DB! (Dimensional being, it can be anything but human, really.)
[0] You respawn as a human.

Quote from: blazing glory on August 21, 2015, 07:11:02 pm
Consume those NPCs for their power.

Also figure out what ThE PoWeR Of ThE KuDzU does.
[2] NPCs consume you for your power. Respawn?

Quote from: H4zardZ1 on August 22, 2015, 06:31:14 am
Since this is a minimalist game through, i accept that 'godmod'.
GiVe blazing glory ThE PoWeR Of ThE KuDzU.
[6 v 8] Your attempt to grant powers is interrupted by being beaten to death with a Bible. Respawn?

Quote from: wipeout1024 on August 22, 2015, 06:44:21 am
Start a church choir.
[8] The eunuchs sing beautifully.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 22, 2015, 06:35:42 pm
OOOH YEAH. NOW I CAN'T HEAR THE JOHN. PLAY "DEAR JOHN" SOUNDTRACK ON A BANJO AND SUPLEX SOME POOR SOD.
[11] You Violin-Suplex a couple of NPCs.

Quote from: TalonisWolf on August 24, 2015, 01:19:51 pm
  Party since I'll never worry 'bout a runny nose again since the snot was beaten out of me.
[10] You throw a party. A bunch of NPCs show up and hog all the punch.

Quote from: poketwo on August 24, 2015, 01:55:07 pm
CAPTURE BADLEMONS! I THINK I FIGURED OUT SOMETHING!
[0 v 10] You get captured by BadLemonsXI.

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 30, 2015, 05:09:56 pm
Don't be capture'd
[10 v 0] You capture poketwo.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #517 on: August 30, 2015, 06:28:23 pm »
Respawn as a space Narwhal.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #518 on: August 30, 2015, 08:11:49 pm »
Challenge Hull Cogan to a wrestling match.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #519 on: August 31, 2015, 10:56:33 am »
Get implants put into my head, giving me psychic powers, and multiple personalities.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #520 on: August 31, 2015, 11:15:07 am »
ADOPT A SPACE DUCKLING AND NAME IT NANCY.

BONUS POINTS IF IT IS ALSO (OR CAN TRANSFORM INTO) A RAYGUN
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #521 on: August 31, 2015, 03:26:51 pm »
Suddenly get a gun.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #522 on: September 03, 2015, 05:48:24 pm »
  Nicely ask if any of the NPC's know how to build Interstellar Craft.
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