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FearfulJesuit

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #75 on: August 08, 2014, 08:24:15 am »

*peeks head in*

>_>

*sneaks away*

Burn the heretic!
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #76 on: August 08, 2014, 10:01:53 am »

Did someone call for a Heretic-burner?
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Re: grisha5
« Reply #77 on: August 08, 2014, 10:33:44 am »

Did someone call for a Heretic-burner?

no, we called for a grisha5

* LordSlowpoke slams the door in front of koss
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flame99

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #78 on: August 08, 2014, 10:37:41 am »

I'll join the cult.
Ia! Ia! Grisha5 fhtagn!
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Yoink

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #79 on: August 08, 2014, 10:38:26 am »

Right people who have posted in worship are now in. I miss anybody?
I thought we already established that everyone worships grisha5, whether they do so knowingly or not?
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SomeStupidGuy

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #80 on: August 08, 2014, 10:52:21 am »

Right people who have posted in worship are now in. I miss anybody?
I thought we already established that everyone worships grisha5, whether they do so knowingly or not?
I think Shamrock took that as a given, and was listing off the people that have gone to an elevated level of worship.
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Tawa

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #81 on: August 08, 2014, 11:05:32 am »

I'm not buying into any more cults. Especially not after seeing that Monk episode with Howie Mandel.

Anyway, I think we've derailed this thoroughly enough that it means nothing anymore. Lock?
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Yoink

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2014, 11:10:03 am »

Anyway, I think we've derailed this thoroughly enough that it means nothing anymore. Lock?

What. Seriously?

* Yoink shoots Tawarochir with a high-calibre pistol.
I'm sorry old friend, nothing personal. But, you see, you got in the way. Can't have that, now, can we?
Before long, our people will have seized control across the globe, entire governments will be swiftly overthrown, and grisha5 will we taught in every school from here to Timbuktu. The founders of the cult will become obscenely rich as the enlightened populace of Earth flock to us, showering us with donations, doing our bidding without question. And there's nothing you can do to stop us.

* Yoink gives his best evil laugh, which admittedly sounds kinda pissweak.
Eh. Whatever. Plenty of time to practice that later.
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2014, 11:14:14 am »

Right, you grab his arms and I'll grab his legs. And we'll throw him in a landfill. grisha5's name must not be sullied with this.

Tawa

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #84 on: August 08, 2014, 11:21:55 am »

* Tawarochir casts STUN on all the cultists

* The cultists' statues crumble

* Cultists terminated!

* Exp. up! 600

* 360 g

But seriously, it amazes me that even Bay12 was able to morph a return notification from an escaped lunatic into a 6-page cult following.

...

Actually, that doesn't amaze me at all, but srsly guys.
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Re: grisha5
« Reply #85 on: August 08, 2014, 11:37:28 am »

Man, if someone who actually *wanted* to have a legion of unwavering cultists to take over the world with, Bay12 is fucked. You guys just latch on to any old weirdo and deify them, don't you?

I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.
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Re: grisha5
« Reply #86 on: August 08, 2014, 11:39:40 am »

Meh, we'll probably all die in some suicide cult long before that ever happens.
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Re: grisha5
« Reply #87 on: August 08, 2014, 11:40:59 am »

I still think you'd make a cute girl.
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Tawa

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Re: grisha5
« Reply #88 on: August 08, 2014, 11:50:19 am »

Dutchling or me?
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Re: grisha5
« Reply #89 on: August 08, 2014, 11:52:13 am »

* ShadowHammer is just reaching for the doorknob when Yoink shoots Taw.

* ShadowHammer slowly releases the doorknob.

* ShadowHammer decides to become an undercover agent inside the cult.
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