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[Dutchling]

Are you questioning my potential prettiness?

bitch.

[LordSlowpoke]

you ain't got shit for potential prettiness, you're perfect the way you a-

PFFFFFFFF

[Comrade Shamrock]

* My ghost possesses ShadowHammer

* Uses ShadowHammer to attack Tawarochir

[flame99]

* flameboy99 takes off trench coat to reveal a ticking bomb vest.

PRAISE GRISHA5!
*BOOM*

[Tawa]

* Tawarochir defends against Comrade Shamrockhammer and uses FAST to jump out the window before flameboy explodes

[ShadowHammer]

* ShadowHammer strikes the earth with his hammer, creating a shock wave which cancels out the blast from Flameboy's bomb

* ShadowHammer calls upon the powers of Comrade's ghost, turning ourself incorporeal

* ShadowHammer pursues Tawarochir, ghosting through any obstacles in the way

[Lyeos]

Hey.
Hey guys.
Guess what?
 

[Arx]

Ahem.

Misericordiam et miserebor ignosci in compedibus naturaliter servi peccati, quae est in Deo, sicut, ut rem familiarem tuam. Hoc velit homo Christus Iesus, Domine sancte, Pater omnipotens, tertia a meridie ortus imago inferni imago diaboli filius a Deo, cadit in manus vestras, et defectio tyrannorum mundi auxilium negotium intermissum leo festinare Aeternus pater reliquit. Et vineas, et de jumentis in solitudinem. Sed pugnare draco suum vidit, et cor tuum ne forte vir eius senex ille, qui novit, et redempturus Israel. Ancilla tua in manu tua est, et Vitaminum B12 retinebat; filio eius. Facta est ad coercendas laus tua: et spiritum sanctum tuum, qui est in Deum, et in aeternum photos offert. Ego te, immunde spiritus, in nomine tuo imperio iudicis aut descensu Spiritus Sancti signum Foederatarum Americae assumptione incarnationis Domini et passionis ac resurrectionis tempus adventus Domini nostri Iesu Christi sententiam et misit ad mittendas sagittas, et ventilabo Dissimulabat homo. Hi dixerunt indigeat moveri Uulnera quam Deum latere huius figmenti vel Daemon per miracula sanctorum statuam Dei ministri, Domine Deus omnipotens, Pater, Verbum, caelum est; sit amet nulla pretium vel Deus totius creationis potest Satanas, quia Iesus Christus in annum iure indictum: dona Scorpion potentia mea, nomen sanctum tuum et tremibundi, tu digneris scelus veniam, grandis desideratus cunctis viribus operam, elicere ad rem publicam armis et stabilis fides. Mundus requiro pro mortuis vivos ad te, Domine, Jesu Christe, tuo iecit lutum, pulverem, vertunt omnes inimicos nomen Domini nostri Iesu Christi Dei vivi, sed graves red mentis instinctu daemonis omnium sociorum Latini sermonis. Profundum Rubri Crucis altitudo perfectae Caelo et Inferno Latinis, hic tibi. Imperium est pelagi, ventus et flatus. Anima omnis auctori hostis studium aemulatio quaedam fidei et humanitatis, mors, rapina, hostis malum a diabolo, sed proditione perficientur degradationem reliqua parte damnum, et terribilis terrarum conditor, confusionem, aut ex avaritia. Tu optaret: scio, quia Christus est Dominus ne timeas a facie tua legisperitum eum: providendum est a guy Ram portam inferni promeruit Isaac servum Joseph venditionesque in cruce immolatum est interfectus. (A crossover quantitas tribus his populis.) , Patrem et filium, Latine Latine Rubrum crucis Rubrum crucis Rubrum crucis, Sancte Spiritus Unus Spiritus Sanctus, Deus unus est Dominus noster Iesus Christus in vita Anglorum Patris aeterni Spiritus Sancte Deus, red hoc signum sanctae crucis instar dare cents unum currently.

Note: this is a joke. It's probably not even recognisable anymore anyway.

[LordSlowpoke]

(a crossover quantitas tribus his populis)

[Arx]

I fed it through Translation Party and Google Translate repeatedly until I got bored. The point was to get mistakes.

[LordSlowpoke]

that's not even a mistake

the fucking word didn't translate at all

[ShadowHammer]

Hey.
Hey guys.
Guess what?
 

You think this is a game?! This is a matter of life, death, and grisha5!

[Noel.se]

Cult of grisha5?

I approve.

[TD1]

WTH is this thread?

I...what?

Can someone please explain?

Like...what?

[Comrade Shamrock]

This is the thread in which we worship grisha5. You will come to see grisha5 and worship him too. There is no denying grisha5.