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[samward999]

I am trying to induce a dogsplosion, partly for the minor proection offered by 6 or 7 war dogs following each civilian, partly for meat,
And partly for seeing how well my computer can hold up to thousands of dogs (quite well ).

But the problem I am having is rather insane.

Imagine a puppy just standing there, wagging its tail and looking around, on a flat floor.
Then it instantly gets crushed into a paste and its head flies off in an arc from the impact...
That is just it, 12 puppies and 1 regular dog so far have suffered lethal falling damage (as evidenced by the combat log) while standing around, usually not on stairs, and with no enemies around. the log just says "the dog kid's head took the full force of the blow, exploding in a pile of gore and sailing off in an arc"

I have made cats give birth on the edge of a cliff, just to feed the kittens directly into butcher shops waiting at the bottom, and rooms full of spikes that immediately impale any adult dogs in 10-20 places,
                                                                             
                                                          But this is F'd up!.