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Author Topic: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER III: MONSTER COWS ON THE MOON  (Read 15291 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: ROLL TO COW: END OF CHAPTER I
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2014, 01:21:40 am »
THE WORLD IS IN CHAOS. PEOPLE ARE RIOTING IN THE STREETS.

CAN THE COWS SURVIVE?

ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
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Furtuka

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2014, 01:32:36 am »
FIGHT FOR BOVINE FREEDOM
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Nunzillor

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2014, 01:58:07 am »
DISTRIBUTE PRO-COW PROPAGANDA TO BRING THE MASSES TO THE BOVINE CAUSE.
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tuypo1

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2014, 02:37:55 am »
im confused dident the entire planet get destroyed

fakeedit: oh is the planet inside the cow and thats why theres no sunlight

in that case

contribute huge amounts of methane to the atmosphere to affect the dyson cows (im calling it a dyson cow because its basically a dyson sphere) stomach
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Elephant Parade

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2014, 02:38:48 am »
Quote from: tuypo1 on August 20, 2014, 02:37:55 am
im confused dident the entire planet get destroyed

fakeedit: oh is the planet inside the cow and thats why theres no sunlight

in that case

contribute huge amounts of methane to the atmosphere to affect the dyson cows (im calling it a dyson cow because its basically a dyson sphere) stomach
PLANET NOT DESTROYED

PLANET MERELY INSIDE COW'S STOMACH
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tuypo1

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2014, 02:41:36 am »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on August 20, 2014, 02:38:48 am
Quote from: tuypo1 on August 20, 2014, 02:37:55 am
im confused dident the entire planet get destroyed

fakeedit: oh is the planet inside the cow and thats why theres no sunlight

in that case

contribute huge amounts of methane to the atmosphere to affect the dyson cows (im calling it a dyson cow because its basically a dyson sphere) stomach
PLANET NOT DESTROYED

PLANET MERELY INSIDE COW'S STOMACH
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2014, 03:09:49 am »
Quote from: tuypo1 on August 20, 2014, 02:37:55 am
im confused dident the entire planet get destroyed

fakeedit: oh is the planet inside the cow and thats why theres no sunlight

in that case

contribute huge amounts of methane to the atmosphere to affect the dyson cows (im calling it a dyson cow because its basically a dyson sphere) stomach
Assist
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Coolrune206

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2014, 07:14:23 am »
Escape the police with my new plane! Fly around a bit, and turn on whatever headlights are on this thing. Acquire night vision goggles from emergency kit on plane. Eat packaged peanuts. Win.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2014, 07:15:45 am »
CHEW GRASS
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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2014, 07:21:13 am »
Become the Cow Ranger Guardian of Texas. Challenge Chuck Norris for this title!
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Sarrak

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2014, 07:34:57 am »
Respawn. Moo at someone in a really haunting way.
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2014, 07:39:35 am »
Explode out of a building, mooing, "FUCK THE MOOLICE!"
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #57 on: August 20, 2014, 08:01:23 am »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 17, 2014, 09:58:48 pm
Look through stuff in police car.  Find information on nearest police station, then crash into said station
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

Alev

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2014, 12:18:50 pm »
Try to mess up the world by jumping up and down.
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER II: OUT OF THE BARNYARD
« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2014, 01:15:18 pm »
Break out of Cow Prison with the distraction of Rioting!
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