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Shadestyle

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Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« on: August 16, 2014, 11:00:01 pm »

Basically, in this experiment, every action players take will be rolled against a d-20, but will always succeed exactly as you have worded it. the roll itself determines every other aspect of it that you didn't anticipate or specify.


You wake up in a white room.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2014, 11:02:53 pm »

Gain awesome super powers.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2014, 11:04:11 pm »

Force every action posted after this one to fail.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2014, 11:05:39 pm »

Not defeat the final boss.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2014, 11:08:54 pm »

Force every action before this to fail
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2014, 11:10:38 pm »

(8) you manifest awesome superpowers, of flight, lazer eyes, and super strength, you are still perfectly human however, so they put immense strain on your body.

(10) you force every action posted after yours to fail, reality warps around you as the GM's post counts as "After yours", trapping you in an alternate reality separate from this one, where everyone always fails. including yourself.

(11) You succeed in not defeating the final boss, your act of kindness causes the final boss to decide to talk this out with you.

(15) you successfully force every action before yours to fail, warping you into the same world as insanityincarnate. but you retain your ability to suceed.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2014, 11:14:19 pm »

Warp back to regular reality, now that my mission is complete.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2014, 11:15:50 pm »

After grabbing my wallet with fifty dollars in it, moonwalk down the street without causing any form of harm to myself, others, animals, cars, buildings, private property, public property, or the internet. The exception to this is if a time-traveling Hitler comes along, in which case he may die assuming he is still unreasonably horrible, with the upper limit on reasonably horrible being he would steal gum from a convenience store. My destination, of course, will be a grocery store with reasonably priced, healthy, yet good-tasting food that always remains fully stocked or as close to it as possible.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2014, 11:17:33 pm »

Gain the ability to use superpowers without having them put strain on my body or mind. Or soul.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2014, 11:23:56 pm »

(14) you warp back to regular reality, feeling mildly nauseous.

(18) You do all of that, the only damper on your day was that a time traveling Hitler stole a piece of gum from the Convenience store on the way to the grocery store. You then take your reasonably-priced good-tasting healthy food home to your fairly decent home. a pleasant shade of your favorite color.

(6) You gain the ability to use your superpowers without putting a strain on your body or mind or soul, instead delegating it to your alternate realities selves Body, mind -and- soul. Making you feel all of the strain from your alternate reality's selves who did the same thing.
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2014, 11:25:37 pm »

Succeed in an action
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2014, 11:26:24 pm »

Throw a wild party that stays completely legal whilst still being wild.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2014, 11:31:39 pm »

Damn.

Fail to escape the alternate reality.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2014, 11:47:00 pm »

Throw a wild party that stays completely legal whilst still being wild.
Go to that party.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2014, 11:59:15 pm »

(20) You perfectly succeed in an action.

(17) The party is perfectly legal, while still being wild and entertaining, with gangsters playing paintball while drinking reasonable amounts of alchohol, Clowns that keep their child molesty natures to themselves and tasty and healthy snacks that you purchased from the grocery store. Even reasonably horrible Hitler is there, chewing gum!

(13) You fail at staying in your current reality, slipping away to one that is identical in every way, save for the fact that everything is high tech, a couple of kids break their legs doing tricks on their hoverboards.

(4) You crash the party, ruining everyone's good time. While getting spattered with paintballs and reasonably alcoholic beverages, you are thrown out.
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