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bigjaredmonkey

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Roll to Become Canon Fodder.
« on: October 10, 2014, 02:01:46 pm »
Every round, i will randomly create a game.
everyone has to take actions to argue Canon.
and do other things to other people.
i expect madness.
standard d20.
using TVtropes is advised, and im only providing what the game is. you have to make everything else.

first round: action-adventure FPS.
it's called Bulletathon.
in it, you use guns to win a footrace around the globe.
the player plays as Gilly Boatjogger, a plate farmer.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 08:08:53 pm by bigjaredmonkey »
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Roll to Become Canon Fodder.
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2014, 02:08:42 pm »
He has to rocket jump into safety, then use glitches to win.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 05:38:40 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: Roll to Become Canon Fodder.
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2014, 04:42:47 pm »
He has to run faster then the tentacles behind him, he is actually a She princess.
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Re: Roll to Become Canon Fodder.
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2014, 04:53:21 pm »
Gilly Boatjogger is a goat. He holds guns with his teeth. And can defeat the demonic spiders right behind him when the game begins with his horns, the melee weapon, alone.
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bigjaredmonkey

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Re: Roll to Become Canon Fodder.
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2014, 08:00:03 pm »
shite guys, accidentally used d6.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 08:08:09 pm by bigjaredmonkey »
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Roll to Become Canon Fodder.
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2014, 08:08:01 pm »
You have to be as slow as possible to win, and you are welcome to help your enemies. Teamplay is not advised.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Become Canon Fodder.
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2014, 08:10:27 pm »
The grand prize of the tournament is a machine gun jet pack so powerful it can be used to reach the moon and is illegal in 85 of the 77 United States of Gunlandia.

More conservative machine gun jet packs are available as power ups during the race.
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