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Arcvasti

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #180 on: September 17, 2014, 11:21:37 pm »

Become Elemental Lord of the macarena
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #181 on: September 18, 2014, 01:59:15 am »

Sit in a corner. Calmly. Destroy every world in existence instantly.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #182 on: September 18, 2014, 02:23:22 am »

Sit in a corner. Calmly. Destroy every world in existence instantly.
Destroy this person existence before he can do the above action
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #183 on: September 18, 2014, 06:35:26 am »

Sit in a corner. Calmly. Destroy every world in existence instantly.
Destroy this person existence before he can do the above action
steal their actions of destruction and eat the actions.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #184 on: September 18, 2014, 06:42:48 am »

Sit in a corner. Calmly. Destroy every world in existence instantly.
Destroy this person existence before he can do the above action
steal their actions of destruction and eat the actions.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #185 on: September 19, 2014, 07:42:57 pm »

(15) In an incredible feat of effort you become Bruce Lee, and will now receive a +Karate to all of your actions.

(13) You do the macarina, Badlemon joins you.

(15) You do the macarina, Lyeos Dances along with you.

(19) You bless the two faithful dancers you see before you.

(16) You calmly begin to destroy the world as you sit in a corner, your elementary school teacher tells you you have to -stand- in the corner, and a bunch of jerks come over to annoy you while you try your hardest to destroy all worlds.

(17) You destroy him, this makes him sad.

(11) You steal both of their actions, turning them into puppets, which you eat. Unfortunately your stomach is identical to their previous location in every way.

(5) you assist him, by allowing yourself to be eaten.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #186 on: September 19, 2014, 07:48:50 pm »

INITIATE OMNIMACERANA
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #187 on: September 19, 2014, 08:51:32 pm »

Disect myself to examine the strange property my stomach has gained, not dying before the process, during the process, nor as a result of the process.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #188 on: September 19, 2014, 08:57:56 pm »

Disect myself to examine the strange property my stomach has gained, not dying before the process, during the process, nor as a result of the process.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #189 on: September 19, 2014, 09:14:27 pm »

Do a barrel roll over Lemons.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #190 on: September 19, 2014, 09:49:36 pm »

Go team up with Chuck Norris to kill SaberToothTiger and permanently prevent him from ever killing anything or anyone again.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #191 on: September 19, 2014, 10:31:45 pm »

SEE IF CHUCK NORRIS CAN KILL A DEATHCLAW IN AT MOST UNDER ONE PUNCH, AND MINIMUM IS ONE PUNCH.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #192 on: September 19, 2014, 11:05:38 pm »

Get powers from the Elemental Lord of the macarena's blessing
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #193 on: September 20, 2014, 04:03:31 am »

Destroy everything and everyone, no exceptions, immediately and unstoppably. If anyone tries to stop me, remember that there is no way to prevent the destruction of the world.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #194 on: September 24, 2014, 04:51:50 pm »

Become the King of Becoming awesome forvever, and be unable to become dethroned in any way, shape, or form.
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