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Author Topic: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)  (Read 7875 times)

Shadestyle

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #195 on: September 24, 2014, 05:33:13 pm »

(18) IT BEGINS

(20) You do so, discovering that it is due to the strange property you have which causes everything you attempt to do to succeed exactly as you worded it!

(20) You discover that it is because of the strange property he has that allowed every action he takes to succeed exactly as he words it.

(20) You do so, finding yourself in a lemon shaped arwing, loaded with the most powerful weapons in existence, and women, or men if you are into that sort of thing. they are all partying in your arwingf which is bigger on the inside than the outside.

(4+Karate) You and chuck team up, destroying Sabretoothtiger's power to always succeed, and him.

(Chuck Norris) He can, needless to say.

(Macarina) He blesses you with eternal youth and infinite power to dance for all time.

(4) You fail for the first time this game, awakening in Tartarus Tartarus Tartarus Tartarus Tartarus, trapped in eternal torment.

(15) You do so, your throne is made of motorcycles, and you drink from a goblet made of smaller goblets.

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bigjaredmonkey

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #196 on: September 24, 2014, 05:39:53 pm »

Invite chuck norris to my court of awesomeness, whom accepts the invitation. everyone must ask my permission to do anything related with chuck norris.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 04:22:44 pm by bigjaredmonkey »
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #197 on: September 24, 2014, 06:06:58 pm »

Team up with Chuck Norris again to stop Wolfkit's genocide.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2014, 07:00:49 pm by Beirus »
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #198 on: September 24, 2014, 06:37:06 pm »

Laugh so evilly that everyone instantly dies.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #199 on: September 25, 2014, 12:17:28 pm »

Win.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 12:28:19 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #200 on: October 04, 2014, 05:31:49 pm »

Aight, anyone going to cry themselves to sleep if I let this die? Imma start a full on game to replace it otherwise.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #201 on: October 04, 2014, 05:52:53 pm »

I think it will be for the best, but it is terrifying.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #202 on: October 11, 2014, 08:41:56 pm »

(( dafuq are you GM? we're waiting on you ))
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

Shadestyle

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #203 on: October 11, 2014, 09:35:48 pm »

It's dead Jim.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #204 on: October 12, 2014, 04:04:10 am »

Aight, anyone going to cry themselves to sleep if I let this die? Imma start a full on game to replace it otherwise.
(( dafuq are you GM? we're waiting on you ))
Jim, dis be ded looong taim.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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