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Author Topic: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)  (Read 7828 times)

BadLemonsXI

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2014, 04:55:25 am »

Put BadLemonsXI back where he belongs:
In a bowl with his lemon-y brethren.

Protest "But I'm a real boy not a lemon"
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2014, 08:40:44 am »

(13) You win THE game, in your review you state "It ain't no half-life 3" Which causes the most massive uproar in a gaming community you have ever seen

(3) You put BadLemonsXI into a bowl with his lemony brethren, But realize all along, that YOU WERE A LEMON DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN.

(7)  You become gilgamesh, But Kirei Kotomine poisons you so he can see you suffer with your own mortality.

(5) YOU CREATE A GLORIOUS EMPIRE COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF SCYTHERS, THEY BETRAY YOU IN THE END, HAVING USED A MASSIVE BLOCK OF CHEESE TO CRUSH YOU.

(16) You eat me, forcing me to avoid stomach acids and junk food, while I make posts to this thread on my acid proof computer.

(4) you have a reasonably hot cup of coffee,  it is still hot, however reasonably so, and blisters your tongue quite a bit.

(10) you protest your abhorrent treatment, claiming that you are a real boy.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2014, 04:05:34 pm »

Destroy this thread.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2014, 04:08:19 pm »

(2) You sneak into the room of the fates and destroy the thread of your life, you awaken in the underworld, Charon 's empty eyes staring at you.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2014, 04:10:47 pm »

Become the GM of Roll to always succeed!
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2014, 04:13:41 pm »

(2) you become the GM of "Roll to always succeed!", but this is "Roll to always succeed! (minimalist)" Charon looks angry with you, and asks for a gold token so he can ferry you across the river.
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Re: Roll to always suceed!
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2014, 07:06:40 pm »

Steal his boat!
Gm the game so everybody loses!
« Last Edit: August 17, 2014, 07:10:50 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2014, 07:09:03 pm »

Say hi to Satan and hang out with him.
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Re: Roll to always succeed!
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2014, 07:10:34 pm »

Ha! Now you shall all lose!
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always suceed! (minimalist)
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2014, 07:13:13 pm »

(18) You Steal Charon's boat and Become the GM of "Roll to always succeed fail! (minimalist), where all actions fail and the dice rolls determine the consequences of that failure!

Good going hero

(13) You say hi to Satan and hang out with him, His jokes are a bit dry, and the drinks are terrible, but not a bad experience all in all.


Log off of my computer and go outside, looking at all the beautiful flowers now that I am free from the horrors of Gm'ing.
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Re: Roll to always fail! (minimalist) UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2014, 07:15:06 pm »

Remove Shadestyle from the forums!
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always fail! (minimalist) UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2014, 07:16:12 pm »

[20] I masterfully prepare a coup and gain magnificent power of owning the entire game, but everyone else is dead too...
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always fail! (minimalist) UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2014, 07:19:04 pm »

Be dead. Help GM run game.
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Re: Roll to always fail! (minimalist) UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2014, 07:21:42 pm »

[1] You cease to exist!
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to always fail! (minimalist) UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2014, 07:47:14 pm »

(3) You fail at removing shadestyle from the forums so hard that everything you have done in this thread is undone and shadestyle is re-inserted as the rightful GM.

(14) you fail at helping shadestyle take back the Game, because he already did that.

Everyone becomes successful again!
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