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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Tanks A Lot
« Reply #165 on: September 11, 2014, 02:44:41 pm »

Hop on the rocking horse and have a great time!
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Tanks A Lot
« Reply #166 on: September 11, 2014, 03:06:48 pm »

I am now Kaiser Beirus. All hail Greenmany!
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Tanks A Lot
« Reply #167 on: September 13, 2014, 12:12:03 pm »

Kill the guy with the shotgun!
Take cover, shoot back.
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Gun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #168 on: September 14, 2014, 11:27:31 pm »

...Play a song?
Team Omega, REPORT IN!
Break that guys violin
Kill the guy with the shotgun!
Hop on the rocking horse and have a great time!
I am now Kaiser Beirus. All hail Greenmany!
Take cover, shoot back.

(Flimsy spd: 4-6)
(Derm spd: 3+2+2)
(Roach spd: 5+6)
(Darren spd: 5+2)
(Systar spd: 5+1)
(Beirus aff: 3+6)
(Bob spd: 4)

(Roach dex: 5-3)
(Flimsy spd: 4-6)
(Roach str: 6-3)
(Flimsy str: 4-6)

(Beirus aff: 6+6)
(Beirus aff: 6+6)
(Beirus aff: 4+6)
(Bob spd: 1)
(Bob end: 1)
(Bob end: 6)
(Bob end: 4)

(Systar dex: 2+1)
(Flimsy spd: 1-6)
(Systar str: 4-3)
(Flimsy end: 2-6)

Having had enough of being ignored, The Roach decides to pick on the one character on the island entirely lacking in defensive stats. Running up to Flimsy Wizard, he wrenches the violin away from him and snaps it across his knee like some sort of schoolyard bully. Meanwhile, on the other side of the island, our favorite villainous duo drives their tank straight across the river, Kaiser Beirus taking aim and completely obliterating Bob with a volley of hot lead and plasma. Derm also takes aim, focusing on the doorway to the home that Darren is hiding in. Unfortunately for him, Darren never steps out of the house, seeing no reason to endanger himself with his target having been killed by somebody else. With a sigh, Derm continues to drive the tank, rolling steadily along to pick up... Oh shit, Flimsy! Taking advantage of The Roach's distraction, Systar runs up before Flimsy can react and shanks him repeatedly with his aluminum rods. Even though Systar might not be the strongest fellow out there, Flimsy's... well, flimsy, and goes down in seconds, looking more like a bloodyy hunk of swiss cheese than a person, or even a lizard.

(Beirus luk: 6+6)
Somewhat saddened by the loss of a potential ally, Beirus joins Derm in sighing, before he hears a squeaky, somewhat grating voice behind him in the tank.
"No need to feel down buddy, his loot was garbage anyways."
The voice belongs to a young woman seated comfortably in one of the tank's back seats with one leg crossed over the other. She's wearing a bright orange suit with a pork pie hat of the same color, and her wavy red hair is draped over her shoulders and tied like a scarf.
"All it did was grow these weird stone rosebushes, which would've tangled up this tank of yours if he used it in here. 'Sides, if he got killed by a wannabe pirate with a broken flagpole, he probably wasn't teammate material anyways. I on the other hand know everything that there is to know about loot, and being a piece of loot myself, I know that I'm one of the better items that you could've gotten."

(Systar luk: 6+1)
As Flimsy's corpse vanishes from existence, Systar gets his first ever non-junk item! It's a full-sized refrigerator made from something that looks like bones, covered in cheap silver paint, perhaps to make it look more like a regular fridge. However, its clever disguise is ruined by both the trail of eerily frosty air wafting from the gaps in the bones, and the pair of enormous skeletal wings protruding from the back, which together with the long trailing power cable, make it look like some sort of demon from hell masquerading as a fridge. Actually, that's probably what it actually is. Better not use it to store anything that you're considering eating.

BOB AND FLIMSY WIZARD ARE DEAD! TOBOGGAN SPAWNS AS ORANGE, AND TANK TOP SPAWNS AS BROWN!

(Toboggan luk: 5+6)
Toboggan's waiver becomes a long rainbow colored trenchcoat which looks as if it's been tie-dyed by a particularly creative summer camper. Putting it on, NAV notices a small dial on one of the arms, with three different settings to it. Melee, Ranged, and Magic... What could those possibly be for?

(Tank Top luk: 5+6)
Tank Top's waiver becomes an enormous pencil, nearly eight feet long. While the tip seems to be made out of regular graphite, the eraser seems to be vibrating slightly, and Tank Top gets a very strong feeling that he should NOT let it come into contact with himself.

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« Last Edit: September 15, 2014, 01:07:23 pm by Wwolin »
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Tanks A Lot
« Reply #169 on: September 14, 2014, 11:31:32 pm »

"Heya. Did you want to grab a gun or are you good over there? Oh, do you know if I can incorporate my turban into the guns?"

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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Shotgun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #170 on: September 14, 2014, 11:31:45 pm »

Poke a nearby tree with the eraser.
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Shotgun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #171 on: September 14, 2014, 11:31:57 pm »

Meta-aware human loot.
Nice.
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Shotgun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #172 on: September 14, 2014, 11:33:32 pm »

"Talking loot that tells me about loot? Sweet. So, can you explain to me what my cape and helmet do? I think I've figured the Cape out a bit, but it would be nice to know of anything it does that I haven't figured out. Also, what can you do other than being the Lootcyclopedia Greentanica? Also, tell me quietly. Don't want anybody else hearing."

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« Last Edit: September 14, 2014, 11:59:22 pm by Beirus »
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Shotgun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #173 on: September 14, 2014, 11:36:58 pm »

((Well, I deserved that for not min-maxing. I'll just go and sit in the "both my characters died in their first turn" corner.))
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Shotgun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #174 on: September 14, 2014, 11:39:50 pm »

Now I really can't wait for my turn at bat.
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Shotgun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #175 on: September 14, 2014, 11:42:04 pm »

((Well, I deserved that for not min-maxing. I'll just go and sit in the "both my characters died in their first turn" corner.))
((Yeah, sorry. I had meant to kill you and the guy who was gonna attack you but I moved too fast. Also, that was my third 12 on a loot roll. Neat.))
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Shotgun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #176 on: September 14, 2014, 11:42:32 pm »

((Well, I deserved that for not min-maxing. I'll just go and sit in the "both my characters died in their first turn" corner.))
((There there min-max players can be killed by non min-max players. . . . It just doesn't happen very often))
((Now as for that eraser I think the island could use a trim don't you guys think :P))
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Shotgun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #177 on: September 14, 2014, 11:44:39 pm »

Ugh. Rewaitlisting.

Spoiler: Ghostly Wizard (click to show/hide)
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Re: Looter's Delight 3: Never Bring a Shotgun to a Tank Fight
« Reply #178 on: September 14, 2014, 11:48:24 pm »

Ugh. Rewaitlisting.

Spoiler: Ghostly Wizard (click to show/hide)
((You should get some Speed in there instead of Dex. It's what you dodge with.))

((Edit: Or Endurance.))
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« Reply #179 on: September 14, 2014, 11:49:58 pm »

Ugh. Rewaitlisting.

Spoiler: Ghostly Wizard (click to show/hide)
((You should get some Speed in there instead of Dex. It's what you dodge with.))

((Edit: Or Endurance.))
You dodge with Speed? Oh. I thought it was Dexterity.
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