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[TheHossofMoss]

Survive for a month on a diet consisting solely of artichoke hearts. Eat berries straight from the sack. Jump across a river, and break both your legs. Sleep your injuries off. Rush to help a citizen in distress, and flee from an angry mob when everyone decides they are your enemies. Hang from the branches of a tree like a ripe fruit. Watch your eyes weep for no apparent reason. Listen to the autistic chatter in towns. Observe a couple of cheerful travelers discussing recent weather while they cordially chop each other's limbs off. Visit a forest and watch birds falling to their death after knocking themselves out when hitting a random tree. Cut an unsuspecting villager in half by throwing an oak leaf at him. Pray to gods and listen to the silence of their responses. Get killed by a bogeyman. And again. And again...

This is a perfect summation of it all...

[Pyrefly]

Survive for a month on a diet consisting solely of artichoke hearts. Eat berries straight from the sack. Jump across a river, and break both your legs. Sleep your injuries off. Rush to help a citizen in distress, and flee from an angry mob when everyone decides they are your enemies. Hang from the branches of a tree like a ripe fruit. Watch your eyes weep for no apparent reason. Listen to the autistic chatter in towns. Observe a couple of cheerful travelers discussing recent weather while they cordially chop each other's limbs off. Visit a forest and watch birds falling to their death after knocking themselves out when hitting a random tree. Cut an unsuspecting villager in half by throwing an oak leaf at him. Pray to gods and listen to the silence of their responses. Get killed by a bogeyman. And again. And again...

Sigging this. Too long '~'

[Bloax]

What can't you do?

You can't have fun.

[Tawa]

What can't you do?

You can't have fun.

You're a real downer, aren't you?

[a smiling bearded cretin]

Survive for a month on a diet consisting solely of artichoke hearts. Eat berries straight from the sack. Jump across a river, and break both your legs. Sleep your injuries off. Rush to help a citizen in distress, and flee from an angry mob when everyone decides they are your enemies. Hang from the branches of a tree like a ripe fruit. Watch your eyes weep for no apparent reason. Listen to the autistic chatter in towns. Observe a couple of cheerful travelers discussing recent weather while they cordially chop each other's limbs off. Visit a forest and watch birds falling to their death after knocking themselves out when hitting a random tree. Cut an unsuspecting villager in half by throwing an oak leaf at him. Pray to gods and listen to the silence of their responses. Get killed by a bogeyman. And again. And again...

Sigging this. Too long '~'

I tried to sig this the first time I read it, too. It really does explain everything. Here and away from here.

[rocer31]

Kill as many people as you can.  For example, go into the capital of a city, stay overnight, and sleep for a few hours (like 4).  Then, go through the castle and massacre, then out into the town.  I got up to around 350 before I was swarmed by around 20 villagers and stabbed to death.

[StagnantSoul]

Depopulate the world of goblins and elves. I made an adventurer purely for this purpose, and charged through dark pits killing hundreds of goblins. Oddly, my twelve companions refused to help kill them, so I was forced to kill my own companions. I slew my way through all the goblins, and eventually found their leader. A skinless bat, twisted into a human form, breathing fire. My overall goal is to conquer several vaults, and have a full troop of demons behind me. Any weak demon will be sent back to hell, such as the water demon I earned.

[Socrates1337]

Listen to a companion relentlessly repeat "It is terrifying" to a child who is not even in the area.

[Rumrusher]

build a personal army of travelers to sit at a dwarf fort entrance waiting for invaders.

[nomoetoe]

Become a necromancer.
Cut the heads off of people.
Built up massive amount of headless corpses.
Raise a part of the army and unleash the terror of the no head undead.
let them rampage while you try to decapitate other people to add to your collection.
occasionally mix it up and use heads instead.

[Nikow]

Find greatest of your adventurers. Get her body to temple.

Spy his killer, even if it was a night creature.

Find your old fort, stole this greatest weapon, when your most baddass fortress warrior will be sleeping...

Bring pace to civilization, under your rule.

Find importality.

Change whole elven race into waresquirels...

[thvaz]

Lots of people with much hatred towards adventure mode here.

[Tawa]

Find importality.

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[TheHossofMoss]

I'm having a great time as the human, Cor Okuoquoh Ocba Orid, or Cor Moonmute the Hour of Universes! 

[Magnumcannon]

1-Be a maceman, go sneaking around in a hamlet, smash people's head while they're not looking, break their skull and knock them uncouncious. Wait some hours and go back to the same house, talk to them and say that it was YOU that attacked.

It was inevitable

2- Start with no skills. Even better, start as a human outsider with no skill!

3- Try to kill every leader on some civilization.

4- Be a coin-thrower

5- Try to collect every skull of every single animal (That has skull) or beast. Of course, it's sorta impossible...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That was a challange

6- Visit some fortress you abandoned and sieze the useless crap.

7- Collect bugs and throw them at your enemies!

8- Use exotic weapons, such as coins (Mentioned before), scepters, toys, socks and intestines.

9- Go explore the night alone :3

10- Play as a wrestler and only use weapons for one single turn.

11- Go to the legends mode and hunt down some random historical figure, even if he/she is just a lye maker.

12- Be a vampire, zombie, necromancer, werebeast. If you want (Or if you can), you can even become more than one of these!