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[Salsacookies]

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Ninja'd

[My Name is Immaterial]

"So you want us to work for free? I don't know about them, but I need more incentive. Even the loot we get from raiding him won't be enough. If you're broke, I'll take land. I'd rather not get tied up in an arranged marriage, so you can keep the princess, I'll just take half the kingdom. That's the standard fee for kingdom saving, last time I checked."

[Salsacookies]

All

"And we'll have the tunnels and the forest, for our own to hunt and slumber in."

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Well currently we are unknown to the rulers of this world so we will have to go and do some stuff to get our names know then the kings will tell us our reward for the main goal, the reward for joining me though is pretty good, I have some dwarf friends nearby willing to refit whomever I find that are willing to help. They will give all of you new armor and weapons

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

(I will modify OP when I get home, currently using my phone and don't have to patience to do it now)

[Salsacookies]

I lift up my scrawny (compared to me) elven made greatbow in shame.

"Better than this scrawny piece of crap the elves had in that village I just stole from?"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

(Thanks I almost forgot, all your equipment is crap)

"Try a lot better"

[Salsacookies]

I immediately jump up to my feet and stand beside the little man, everyone so tiny, so funny.

All: We In!!!

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

That's three what about the rest of you?

[My Name is Immaterial]

"Eh. That'll be enough for now. One more question: How do we know we can trust you?"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Look, kid, I can point out quite a few ways to do this better, and some ways that this plan of yours can fail. You're probably a hundred years too early to consider this kind of things.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Well a few other groups are trying to get every kingdom, besides the high elves those genocidol maniacs, to get together and fight this mad man.
And as to how you can trust me I really don't know I just hope you do I guess

[BlitzDungeoneer]

I would suggest trying to get every kingdom to bombard this Orc/person/whatever with their most powerful spells. I doub't he'd survive. I probably would, but this Orc wouldn't.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I haven't heard of magic that can get a mile deep under a mountain

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Ill have to be getting off now
will continue updates till major things begin to happen starting tomorrow