Be the wizard. It is me.
hello there! welcome to the defenders! unless you are an attacker!
2,500/2,500 HP.
Ninja kick the demon.
"blazing glory kicks the demon in the second left toe, bruising the muscle!"
-0 damage. you really think that would work? remember to press shift+A to aim your attack.
Quartz_Mace: Hp 100:100 (Vampire toughness)
As a Vampire and slayer of one, commands an army of 500 bear-riding humans to march upon the tower, but does not fight himself.
200 of the bears go wild, because you forgot to tame them when they went semi-wild.
Throw a brick at the chain gun
the brick bounces harmlessly off the chain gun and lands on your head, instakilling you.
welcome to the defender team.
Raise my army of Soldiers, Archers, Catapults, and Mages.
Wage War upon the tower. LAUNCH THE MAGE-CANNON!
It shoots lightning.
due to the tower being made of a magical, non metal substance, the lightning has no effect.
TOWER HP: 9,880/10,000
TOWER ACTION 1: weaselcake teleports outside the tower, in support of said tower! (how dare you decide to randomly destroy some guy's tower! is his thought.)
TOWER ACTION 2: The plasma chaingun unloads much plasma shots at Quartz_mace's army. -150 bears.
DEMON ACTION: the demon punches blazing glory in the lower left leg, bruising the muscle and shattering the bone!
blazing glory gives into pain.
GOBLIN ACTION: the goblins charge Rolepgeek's army! chaos erupts on both sides.
TROLL ACTION: the trolls wander back inside the anti-OP forcefield.
WEASELCAKE ACTION: "i'm weaselcake"
GUN INTEGRITY: 2,500/2,500
GOBLINS: 5,000/5,000
TROLLS: 500/1000
DEMON HP: 7,500/7,500
WEASELCAKE HP: 2,000/2,000
EFFECTS:
Rolepgeek: Chaotic battle (army disabled)
Quarts_Mace: Vampire
blazing glory: NO HITTING BIETCH (1/5)
undead defenders:
PrivateNomad
Kalek
Cryxis, prince of doom
I'm supposed to be op. think of this as a pallete-swapped version of destroy the godmodder.
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