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Re: ggamer plays Metal Gear Solid 1 for the first time
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2014, 06:47:38 pm »

Decoy octopus, master of disguise.

Not discount octopus. Then he'd be master of shopping. :P
BIG BOSS ISN'T A DOUCHEBAG

* IronTomato does a CQC takedown on ggamer
Have you never played the sequel* to the original? He comes back from the dead and turns into a purple fucking tentacle monster because he WANTS REVENGE.

Sounds douchebaggy.

*non-canonical
If it's non canonical then why does it matter? Also no,  I haven't played that.
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Re: ggamer plays Metal Gear Solid 1 for the first time
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2014, 07:03:21 pm »

discount octopus

Best thing said today on the planet.
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Re: ggamer plays Metal Gear Solid 1 for the first time
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2014, 07:12:36 pm »

Decoy octopus, master of disguise.

Not discount octopus. Then he'd be master of shopping. :P
BIG BOSS ISN'T A DOUCHEBAG

* IronTomato does a CQC takedown on ggamer
Have you never played the sequel* to the original? He comes back from the dead and turns into a purple fucking tentacle monster because he WANTS REVENGE.

Sounds douchebaggy.

*non-canonical
If it's non canonical then why does it matter? Also no,  I haven't played that.
It matters because I'm joking.
What're you, racist? Racist against tentacled horrors from beyond the veil?
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Re: ggamer plays Metal Gear Solid 1 for the first time
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2014, 07:26:42 pm »

and of course, I forget the others.

Sniper Wolf- master sniper MILF, IIRC

Raven Crow- Giant mysterious brown man

Decoy Octopus- myaster of disghuissse

Psycho Mantis- CASTLEVANIAAAAA

Revolver Ocelot- pretty obvious

and someone else who I can't be assed to remember. Liquid Snake? Liquid Snake.

Decoy octopus, master of disguise.

You say that as if "Decoy Octopus" is any less ridiculous of a name.

I get that this game is supposed to be odd, but saying exactly what you do in your title seems like a shitty way for a covert-ops unit to name themselves. I can pretty much imagine how these boss fights go just from the name, except for black crow raven man and Liquid Snake.

Mysterious Brown Man is probably going to use some kind of shaman magic or some shit, or maybe just drive a tank right into my bollocks.

I guess, Liquid Snake... turns into liquid? uses elaborate fire hoses? I'm not even sure, really.

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Re: ggamer plays Metal Gear Solid 1 for the first time
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2014, 08:09:55 pm »

Sniper Wolf- master sniper MILF, IIRC
She's in her 20s at the time of the game..

He's called Vulcan Raven.
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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays Metal Gear Solid 1 Prolouge: DISCOUNT OCTOPUS
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2014, 09:19:54 pm »

You sound like my brother. The FOXHOUND unit's names are awesome.

"Giant mysterious brown man" made me giggle though.
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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays Metal Gear Solid 1 Prolouge: DISCOUNT OCTOPUS
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2014, 09:44:13 pm »

You guys need to stop crushing my dreams by correcting him when he calls something the Ducky Cannon.


The FOXHOUND unit's names are awesome.
That they are, though.

I get that this game is supposed to be odd, but saying exactly what you do in your title seems like a shitty way for a covert-ops unit to name themselves. I can pretty much imagine how these boss fights go just from the name, except for black crow raven man and Liquid Snake.
I'm not sure how much leverage you'd really get out of knowing that Sniper Wolf is probably a Sniper without finding out enough about them to get that information anyway. I mean, I guess if you hear that "Grenade Possum" is en route and nothing else you could invest in anti-explosive measures or something, but at that point you're probably pretty screwed overall. On the other hand, if you get into their comms and learn exactly where Laser Bull is headed and thus know to send the mirrorbots down there, at that point naming him Delta-5 wouldn't have helped much either.

I suppose you objected to Jaeger naming in Pacific Rim as well. :P
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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays Metal Gear Solid 1 Prolouge: DISCOUNT OCTOPUS
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2014, 12:09:23 am »

ggamer confirmed for anti-fun.
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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays Metal Gear Solid 1 Prolouge: DISCOUNT OCTOPUS
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2014, 10:13:48 pm »

Spoiler: relevant (click to show/hide)

Ps1 card came in, so an update is forthcoming!

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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays MGS P1: FUCKING SPOTLIGHTS RGGGGH
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2014, 11:41:00 pm »

Spoiler: HELLO UPDATE (click to show/hide)

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And with that, I conclude for now. Next part, we enter the bottom floor to start blowing up walls, I guess

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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays MGS P1: FUCKING SPOTLIGHTS NGGGH
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2014, 01:08:21 am »

Such massive hating on the characters. I might have to punch you before this blindplay is done. At least you're enjoying the game!
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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays MGS P1: FUCKING SPOTLIGHTS NGGGH
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2014, 04:15:28 pm »

Oh god this is magical. Keep it up!
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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays MGS P1: FUCKING SPOTLIGHTS NGGGH
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2014, 08:30:12 pm »

Oh my god this is beautiful.
Just...
Amazing.
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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays MGS P1: FUCKING SPOTLIGHTS NGGGH
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2015, 04:06:46 pm »

Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.

shit bay12 why you gotta mess w my day like that

anyway i'll post an update sometime soon, i literally haven't played any playstation games since I last updated this, unless you count playing RE4 drunk, in which case I played it like two months after I updated.

Anyway yeah next segment will be... basement? gotta save the other intelligensia type and fight someone

watch out for the update it'll surely be hype

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Re: ggamer Blind-Plays Metal Gear Solid PART TWO COMING SOON
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2015, 04:19:55 pm »

I too have my console droughts.

Hype!
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