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Author Topic: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)  (Read 1001 times)

Puppyguard

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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2018, 02:28:45 pm »

BOMB THEM WITH RED ORANGE AND YELLOW FLAVOR
MAXIMUM BOMBING!!!
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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2018, 12:37:33 am »

Fill the ocean with a rainbow of ice cream flavor!
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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2018, 02:16:54 am »

Ocean planet surely has polar caps of some kind.

Make your delivery there.  If you want to be a jerk, give them rainbow sorbet instead of icecream.
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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2018, 02:36:36 am »

HERE YOU GO. HERE'S YOUR RED, ORANGE, AND YELLOW SHERBERT. IT WILL SOON FILL UP THE ICE CAPS AND THEN THE OCEANS



MEANWHILE BACK AT THE WARM PARTS OF THE OCEAN THE OCTOPEOPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER SOMETHING. OH WELL. SUCH IS LIFE IN OCEAN PLANET.

YOUR SPACEPHONE IS ALSO RINGING. WHO IS 555-628-6787 ANYWAY?
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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2018, 03:02:10 am »

Answer phone sarcastically:

"Milkyway(tm) frozen bovine secretions, delivery service drone #68237-- how can I help you?"
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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2018, 05:46:26 am »



"MOAR SORBET!!!"

"REMOVE SORBET!! ICE CREAM BEST!!!"

"ICE CREAM WORST ICE, MOAR SORBET!!!"

"HERETIC!!!"

"ADD SHERBERT!!! SHERBERT BEST ICE!!!"

"SHERBERT MELT, ICE CREAM ICE!!!"

"SHERBERT CHOSEN BY CEILING CAT! ICE CREAM BAD!!!"

"NO SHERBERT POLLUTION!! MELT SHERBERT IN SUN!!!"

THIS CONTINUES FOR SOME TIME BUT ALAS KJP'S SLEEPINESS HAS BEEN DEPLETED FOR A DAY.
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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2018, 06:31:24 am »

Deposit iceceam on south polar cap. Enjoy the fallout.  We are here to deliver icecream, not world peace.
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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2018, 11:40:24 am »

MINTY HELL FROZEN TREATS GOOOO!!!
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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2018, 04:49:58 pm »

Pour gelato on the north polar cap to start a third faction!
« Last Edit: February 09, 2018, 04:59:48 pm by Puppyguard »
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Re: YOU ARE AN ICE CREAM VAN DRIVER IN SPACE (SISG)
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2018, 03:25:43 am »

Pour gelato on the north polar cap to start a third faction!
Then pour Italian ice some where in the east to make an east pole and a fourth faction.
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