You must read this post while listening to this music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZbO33Ay5k Imagine a pitch black night against thousands of
bogeyman.
You are completely surrounded,
you lash, you scratch, kick, punch, bite and throw sharp projectiles.
You decimate your foe, you charge at them, they tumble over, they cry as
their skulls crush under your feet.
You polish your 5 bronze shields with their spilled, gutted, smelly intestines.
You grab two by their feet, start spinning like a tornado, while their teeth
rip off the heads of other
bogeyman,
blasting them into hundreds of tiny pieces.
You chant yourself into an unstoppable rage, you shout, roar and laugh maniacally as you see the bogeyman tremble beneath your might.
You throw legendary quality sharp rocks by the dozen,
they punch holes through their troops, each killing 10 before sticking into trees and other obstacles.
You butcher their corpses before they disappear, eat their brains and eyes before them, while casually kicking them into oblivion. With a cruel smile on your face you think, you could be great at an unknown sport called football.
The whole place would look like a strange religious ritual to outside observers. Small, pathetic shadows circling and trying to kill, a giant clad in bronze, but his glory is too great for them to handle.
You charge through and trample them like tall grass in late summer, their bodies rip open to your strong and precise slashes as a ripe fruit during harvest.
You are in the middle of a blood rave party, you take joy in hearing your foes anguish, scream and suffer. You will never forgot their terror wrought looks.
You take revenge for all those poor sods who have died in night, their bodies stop rolling in their coffins, and their souls can finally take some rest, knowing that they have been avenged.
You stand among thousands of smoking and vanishing corpses.
For the night is dark and full of terrors. You know this, and from this day you are one of those terrors.If this gets more comments I will draw the event.
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Topic: The adventures of Szuvas Worshippedsandals (Read 1982 times)