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bigjaredmonkey

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Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:13:33 pm »
This is the reboot of the original Roll to always Succeed! (minimalist)

standard d20, you always succeed exactly the way you word it.
for example,
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2014, 12:42:25 pm »
Gain omnipotence
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Quote from: Haggoroth on March 21, 2018, 10:26:29 am
Hypothesis: I will kill all dwarves in a horrible fashion

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2014, 03:35:49 pm »
Quote from: taat on October 14, 2014, 12:42:25 pm
Gain omnipotence
Punch taat's omnipotence in the face. If it does not have a face, carve a face into its face then punch the face.
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Quote from: piecewise on January 02, 2015, 02:14:50 pm
You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
Quote from: Spehss _ on February 08, 2015, 08:04:27 pm
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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2014, 03:38:38 pm »
Win the game.
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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2014, 08:20:46 pm »
Become the GM of Roll to Always Succeed 2
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2014, 09:53:57 pm »
Quote from: taat on October 14, 2014, 12:42:25 pm
Gain omnipotence
[9]
you gain a fairly small ammount of omnipotence, not that i know what it is, though.

Quote from: Wolfkit on October 14, 2014, 03:35:49 pm
Quote from: taat on October 14, 2014, 12:42:25 pm
Gain omnipotence
Punch taat's omnipotence in the face. If it does not have a face, carve a face into its face then punch the face.
[18]
His omnipotence gains a face. you punch it, breaking it's nose and knocking a tooth out.

Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on October 14, 2014, 03:38:38 pm
Win the game.
[6]
you win the stage, but have you beaten the level?

Quote from: NAV on October 14, 2014, 08:20:46 pm
Become the GM of Roll to Always Succeed 2
[20-19]
you somehow fail for the first time in the game, because BigJaredMonkey has not gotten bored of this yet.
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2014, 10:12:07 pm »
Plant the tooth and water it with the blood of a virgin
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Quote from: piecewise on January 02, 2015, 02:14:50 pm
You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
Quote from: Spehss _ on February 08, 2015, 08:04:27 pm
Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2014, 10:18:53 pm »
Every roll is a twenty.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2014, 10:10:24 am »
roll 3
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2014, 11:16:06 am »
Simultaneously fix face and break Wolfkit's face by smashing my head against theirs
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Quote from: Haggoroth on March 21, 2018, 10:26:29 am
Hypothesis: I will kill all dwarves in a horrible fashion

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2014, 02:40:54 pm »
FAIL THIS ACTION.
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Quote from: kaijyuu  on March 23, 2013, 11:40:26 pm
People just be cray cray, yo.
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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2014, 02:46:58 pm »
Quote from: Wolfkit on October 14, 2014, 10:12:07 pm
Plant the tooth and water it with the blood of a virgin
[6]
you do so, but everyone thinks you are either completely insane or a cultist of some sort.

Quote from: NAV on October 14, 2014, 10:18:53 pm
Every roll is a twenty.
[2]
you buy the entire world's supply of twenty sided dice, and make it so they all roll 20s. you are banned from all gaming and arrested.

Quote from: masked_krusader on October 15, 2014, 02:40:54 pm
FAIL THIS ACTION.
[18] you succeed at failing the action, but because you fail at failing the action, you succeed at failing the action, causing you to be warped to an alternate dimension where everything fails the opposite of how it is worded.

(NOTE: only actions in bold are counted.)
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2014, 02:50:18 pm »
Murder the GM.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2014, 02:52:58 pm »
Quote from: NAV link=topic=144755.msg5735501#msg573>:D5501 date=1413402618
Murder the GM.
[19]
you murder a person named "the GM"
that was not me
i am BigJaredMonkey
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Roll to Always Succeed 2! (Minimalist)
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2014, 02:58:52 pm »
Preform an occult ritual to cause the tooth to grow into an eldritch horror.
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Quote from: piecewise on January 02, 2015, 02:14:50 pm
You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
Quote from: Spehss _ on February 08, 2015, 08:04:27 pm
Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
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