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Crushed Mermaid Scale

Elven Bone Marrow

Flaked Adamantine

Ground Unicorn Horn

[Iamblichos]

(Note: When I refer to artwork made by stacking bones, I am of course referring to the Paris Catacombs. Google it if you want to see some seriously beautiful, but seriously spooky, photos.)

Also the Bone Chapel in the Czech Republic    I was there last year, and it's amazing.

[TechnoXan]

Journal of TehnoXan II, Master Mecha Engineer.

"What the crap Callista!? You sadistic midget! What has to break in your little Dwarf mind for you to do this!? Wait, did you kill this beautiful Crundle? DID YOU?!! You know what no, grab her!

POW! *agh!* SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!!

By the fake god Armok! What have you done to Urist?! OH LORD NOT THE FACE!!!

BOOM!

Gahhhhhh...

No, Fido, just let her go. No more, oh lord! Get Urist to the ER!

[TheFlame52]

NOBODY is going to write about when that crundle sacrificed itself to throw that forgotten beast into the magma?

[mate888]

NOBODY is going to write about when that crundle sacrificed itself to throw that forgotten beast into the magma?

Nah, screw it, it was a crundle.
Crundles are not worthy.
If anyone asks, I will say it was a kobold.

[Callista]

NOBODY is going to write about when that crundle sacrificed itself to throw that forgotten beast into the magma?

Nah, screw it, it was a crundle.
Crundles are not worthy.
If anyone asks, I will say it was a kobold.

Actually, I did, if you look closely. The crundle's fire-scorched skull ended up being carved into a masterful totem. Presumably some hauler took it up to the butcher's after it got killed tripping the FB in.

While my dorf nurses her bloody nose and reconsiders giving crundle-skull totems to unusually crundle-loving dwarves, I'm curious as to whether that was one or more of the intelligent crundles carrying out a rather well-planned ambush.

[Taupe]

[Dark One]

Well, don't forget it was a crundle bone totem. I'd unerstand elven bone totem which I could place in my frontyard to annoy elves, but crundle bone totem is just useless. This is way too much for it!

[Taupe]

Well, don't forget it was a crundle bone totem. I'd unerstand elven bone totem which I could place in my frontyard to annoy elves, but crundle bone totem is just useless. This is way too much for it!

Callista: In the end I made 3 dollars, which is more than I expected. I'm really satisfied!

[Iamblichos]

Longshanks is heard snickering as he walks past Urist, as Urist is being helped to the infirmary with a crundle-skull-shaped bruise on the side of his face.

[TheFlame52]

Sorry man, that crundle fell into the magma with the FB. No totems for you.

[Drago6667]

Welp.
I decided to binge read this.
I should have been in bed 4 hours ago. 
This was a good idea.
I would like to be dorfed as a male speardwarf if possible, or a marksdwarf if not,  if only to see this train wreck in person.
Taking bets on what will kill me!

[Callista]

Sorry man, that crundle fell into the magma with the FB. No totems for you.

Literary license. So there.

[TheFlame52]

Who's next on the turn list? Get on with it!

[Gwolfski]

Only two days

[Iamblichos]

Last turn ended 27 August, it's 4 September...   Any progress?