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Author Topic: The Hastening of Doomforests  (Read 426790 times)

maxcat61

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1125 on: June 29, 2015, 08:12:16 pm »

Doomforests has a functioning military??? I never thought that a sentence including both Doomforests and functioning military could be written in honesty...
Whenever someone says that everyone dies...
...
Opps?
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You can't make an omelette without melting a few dwarves...
The purple overseer hat weights heavily on one's head. Some would argue that the leadership of Doomforest is uneasy to bear for too long. Others would simply suggest that we don't craft the next overseer hat out of rutile.

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1126 on: June 30, 2015, 06:00:48 pm »

Inquisitor in chief's office
*Likot runs into Mate's office*
-Your Holiness! Your Holiness! Wake up!
-ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Ah! Wha- Oh, it's you, Likot. What's the matter?
-We've been searching for you all around the fortress, you had been elected as overseer!
-That's great news, Likot! I'll go now to take my--
-Actually, you're not.
-What?
-We couldn't find you anywere, so the people assumed you were dead, and gave the purple hat to somebody else, Maxcat I think.
-...
-What's the matter?
-Of all the places you've been searching, Likot, didn't you thought, even for a second that I could be IN MY OFFICE!?
-Well... Er...
-Armok almighty, Likot! Now I'll have to wait how many years more until I am able to turn this fort into a theocracy! I'm not a young dwarf, Likot, and life expectancy on this fort is not precisely high!
-Sir, I...
-No! I'm done with your shit, Likot! I will DEGRADE YOU!
-What? I didn't knew there were ranks in this apart from you and your sons being above us.
-WELL, THERE ARE NOW, AND YOU WERE VERY HIGH ON THE HIERARCHY!
-I'm not sure that makes much sense...
-LIKOT MCZEALOT
-That's not my last name--
-SHUT UP! LIKOT MCZEALOT, WITH ALMIGHTY ARMOK AS MY WITHNESS, I HEREBY DEGRADE YOU FROM YOUR RANK AS... err... HEAD NUN OF THE INQUISITION TO uh A RANK BELOW THAT!
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And who is going to replace me?
-I don't know, Kulet? There are only two nuns in the inquisition, as far as I know. Now go tell her that I upgraded her!
-*sigh* Yes, your highness.
*Likot leaves the room*
-Ánd don't try to plot to murder her, I will know!
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

Salmeuk

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1127 on: July 01, 2015, 06:22:22 am »

If it's cool with everyone I'm going to move mate888 next in line, since he's shown his face! :D
 
« Last Edit: July 01, 2015, 06:24:47 am by Salmeuk »
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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1128 on: July 01, 2015, 01:00:39 pm »

Fine with me, and I'm the one being displaced  :)
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1129 on: July 01, 2015, 07:19:32 pm »

If MechaTechno made his cult presentation, I will!
Spoiler: The Inquisition (click to show/hide)
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

mate888

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1130 on: July 03, 2015, 03:43:24 pm »

*Kicks the post back to life*
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

Iamblichos

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1131 on: July 03, 2015, 05:12:39 pm »

We're just waiting for Maxcat to confess that he actually killed everyone.

*taps foot*

 ;D
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

Taupe

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1132 on: July 03, 2015, 07:35:08 pm »

Maxcat is a good minion. He never kills the fort...

Gwolfski

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1133 on: July 04, 2015, 03:49:08 am »

... just renders it into a pile of rubble and banana skins.
« Last Edit: July 04, 2015, 10:01:14 am by Gwolfski »
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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1134 on: July 04, 2015, 09:24:59 am »

I'm back. Was I skipped?

mate888

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1135 on: July 04, 2015, 07:37:07 pm »

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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1136 on: July 04, 2015, 07:40:11 pm »

You guys are slowpokes, but I suppose most long succession games are.

Gwolfski

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1137 on: July 05, 2015, 12:39:48 pm »

i would pay 10 dolars for someone to hurry up...
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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1138 on: July 06, 2015, 03:14:13 pm »

Why don't you wake up, post?
Do you hate freedom?
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1139 on: July 07, 2015, 11:47:43 am »

While I figure out the updating of 3's journals, I though I'd add little conspiracy's summary thing:

The Drazoth Conspiracy
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Couldn't think of any appropriate quotes.  Let me know if you know of one and I'll add it to the summary.
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