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[Tawa]

As it turns out, your lungs still work. The sounds that come out make it feel like there's needles being driven into your eardrum, but you can speak.



"Can YOU hel su fix the CURSE................. plez"

[Sl4cker]

That doesn't count as speech to me.

write on something, like our lawbook.

[Stirk]

Hmmm....We could always try finding the nearest priest and then sneezing, thus becoming blessed and getting rid of the curse!

[ZalkozDestbro]

"B0ss plez gimme da healer b0ss" and yes, the sneezing thing.

[Prophet]

Go find the bearded fruit wizard who totally isn't secretly a orange from before to see if he can help us get rid of the curse.

[Tawa]

"Sir, your font is an affront to all that is good! I will now smite you!"

The curse causes your vision to abruptly blur and distort as the heat of battle disrupts your strained ability to see correctly.
A Guard draws near!

Command?

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Meiyo (Lv. 7)
Class: Inquisitor: A warrior versed in the law. Wields swords, spears, nunchucks.
Health: ||||||||| 100%
[CURSED]
Strength: 1d8
Livelihood: 1d10
Dexterity: 1d8
Intelligence: 1d8
Perception: 1d6
Charisma: 1d2

Skills: Rising Sun: 10% chance of über-attack that heals health.
Defender of the Law: Separate 1d8 chance to block attacks altogether independent from Dexterity.

Inventory
Randolph: The counterpart or something to some sword or other. +1d4 to STR for attacks.
Cursed Armor: I TOLD YOU MAN! I TOLD YOU ABOUT CURSED ARMOR!
Murray: Your newest friend! Say hi!
Shopro (Lv. 7)
Class: Archer: combatants as specializing in all kinds of bow. Bad, but nothing else is known about it.
Healthy Whole Like: |||||||||| 100%

Strongth: 1d6
Life: 1d8
Deft: 1d10
Intellectual: 1d8
Recognizing: 1d10
Courageour: 1d6

Skills: Hawk Eyes: Possibilities of hitting an increase of 20%.

Inventory
Shoprbow: Homemade Shopro supply. ...... Just a limp. -1d4 Courageour.
Guard (Lv. 7)
Class: Soldier: A rank-and-file warrior who wields spears. Jack of all trades.
Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d8
Livelihood: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Intelligence: 1d8
Perception: 1d10
Charisma: 1d8

Skills: Armored Mook: Loses extra HP on hit, but has an effective +1d6 Livelihood. Granted by Mook Armor.
Defender of the Law: Separate 1d8 chance to block attacks altogether independent from Dexterity.

Inventory
Guardsman's Spear: A boring spear of boringness.
Mook Armor: Grants skill "Armored Mook".
Dog (Lv. 7)
Class: Beast: Much bark! Great strength!
Overall Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d12
Livelihood: 1d10
Dexterity: 1d8
Intelligence: 1d4
Perception: 1d8
Charisma: 1d6

Skills: Mark of the Wild: Make a second attack on a critical hit.

Inventory
Dog's Claw: Much scratch! Such cut!

[Stirk]

Draw far! He will never see it coming. We will win this game of pictionary yet.

[Prophet]

Draw far! He will never see it coming. We will win this game of pictionary yet.

+1

[Tawa]

Meiyo draws far!

Shopro shoots at Guard!
10 damage to torso! Critical hit!

Guard is dead.

You gAIN 5 EXP ponys

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Meiyo (Lv. 7)
Class: Inquisitor: A warrior versed in the law. Wields swords, spears, nunchucks.
Health: ||||||||| 100%
[CURSED]
Strength: 1d8
Livelihood: 1d10
Dexterity: 1d8
Intelligence: 1d8
Perception: 1d6
Charisma: 1d2

[5 EXP points]

Skills: Rising Sun: 10% chance of über-attack that heals health.
Defender of the Law: Separate 1d8 chance to block attacks altogether independent from Dexterity.

Inventory
Randolph: The counterpart or something to some sword or other. +1d4 to STR for attacks.
Cursed Armor: I TOLD YOU MAN! I TOLD YOU ABOUT CURSED ARMOR!
Murray: Your newest friend! Say hi!
Shopro (Lv. 7)
Class: Archer: combatants as specializing in all kinds of bow. Bad, but nothing else is known about it.
Healthy Whole Like: |||||||||| 100%

Strongth: 1d6
Life: 1d8
Deft: 1d10
Intellectual: 1d8
Recognizing: 1d10
Courageour: 1d6

[He has "5" years of experience]

Skills: Hawk Eyes: Possibilities of hitting an increase of 20%.

Inventory
Shoprbow: Homemade Shopro supply. ...... Just a limp. -1d4 Courageour.
Guard (Lv. 7)
Class: Soldier: A rank-and-file warrior who wields spears. Jack of all trades.
Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d8
Livelihood: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Intelligence: 1d8
Perception: 1d10
Charisma: 1d8

Skills: Armored Mook: Loses extra HP on hit, but has an effective +1d6 Livelihood. Granted by Mook Armor.
Defender of the Law: Separate 1d8 chance to block attacks altogether independent from Dexterity.

Inventory
Guardsman's Spear: A boring spear of boringness.
Mook Armor: Grants skill "Armored Mook".
Dog (Lv. 7)
Class: Beast: Much bark! Great strength!
Overall Health: |||||||||| 100%

Strength: 1d12
Livelihood: 1d10
Dexterity: 1d8
Intelligence: 1d4
Perception: 1d8
Charisma: 1d6

Skills: Mark of the Wild: Make a second attack on a critical hit.

Inventory
Dog's Claw: Much scratch! Such cut!

What now?

[Stirk]

I forgot what we are doing....might as well get that cursed fix!

Declare our-self to be a GOD. No...actually, we will do the opposite! Declare to everyone that we are in no way a God, trying to convince them of this fact. As we will inevitably fail this roll with our low charisma, they will all believe that we are in fact a God! Then we can uncurse ourselves by sneezing, as planned.

[Prophet]

I forgot what we are doing....might as well get that cursed fix!

Declare our-self to be a GOD. No...actually, we will do the opposite! Declare to everyone that we are in no way a God, trying to convince them of this fact. As we will inevitably fail this roll with our low charisma, they will all believe that we are in fact a God! Then we can uncurse ourselves by sneezing, as planned.

+1

[ZalkozDestbro]

I forgot what we are doing....might as well get that cursed fix!

Declare our-self to be a GOD. No...actually, we will do the opposite! Declare to everyone that we are in no way a God, trying to convince them of this fact. As we will inevitably fail this roll with our low charisma, they will all believe that we are in fact a God! Then we can uncurse ourselves by sneezing, as planned.

+1

+1

[Tawa]

Unfortunately, nobody listens.

[Stirk]

*Stirk looks around for the others*

...They are gone...the pen guy...even Prophet. I'm alone here....In a game I thought long dead.....

For their memories, I must press on!

Try to keep Nobodie's attention! Try to not-recruit him, thus recruiting him. I hear this man is a powerful warrior who once blinded a mighty Cyclops! With him, we can conquer the world! Or get revenge or whatever the plot was.

[Prophet]

*Stirk looks around for the others*

...They are gone...the pen guy...even Prophet. I'm alone here....In a game I thought long dead.....

For their memories, I must press on!

Try to keep Nobodie's attention! Try to not-recruit him, thus recruiting him. I hear this man is a powerful warrior who once blinded a mighty Cyclops! With him, we can conquer the world! Or get revenge or whatever the plot was.

+1